Board Thread:Fanmade/@comment-25579665-20190709031608/@comment-34339581-20200904203355

the requiem version:

sddfjsldfjlskd requiem

stand user: me

(i can't think of a name for the stand so i just put sddfjsldfjskd)

sddfjsldfjskd requiem manifests itself as the cd with "ronald reagan" written on it, but when played, it corrupts the entire computer, bringing it to maximum volume. ronald is now in an auditorium, behind a podium with a mic, delivering a speech to 300 people in seats. his speech describes the process of burying the corpse of an overweight rabbit underneath a bush. his voice cracks in random intervals, and he has a bad case of hiccups. halfway into his speech, he begins sobbing uncontrollably, and is incomprehensible. one of the guards behind him is seen being pulled behind the curtain. reagan acknowledges this, briefly turning around. suddenly, he clears his throat, stops crying, and begins giving a speech on reckless driving and how fun it is. when he stops speaking, he turns towards the window and quite abruptly says: "not again" as a car flies through the window, a piece of glass again slicing his head in half, to which he replies: "darn it" and begins delivering a speech on the topic of penguins. he speaks of the nature of penguins, how they operate, and proceeds to collapse on the floor. when he gets up, he has donned a rubber penguin mask. he delivers a powerful speech on how penguins should be allowed into society and treated as gods. after he talks for 10 minutes about this, he appears to run out of ideas. he then produces a Colt M1911 and fires at the camera. the bullet phases through the screen and hits the watcher, exploding outwards and bisecting their head.

after this happens, reagan says "well that was easy" then proceeds to shoot a chandelier, causing it to fall and light the entire building on fire. reagan then succumbs to his injury and dies.

the cd then ejects itself and enters the watcher's body, turning them into a penguin slave for the user(me).