User:Stardust infused Mango

If I had 1000000 dollars, I'd use it all to bribe Elon Musk to make a stand arrow, afterwards he would give it to me. Excitedly, I'd shoot myself with it, only to die because I didnt have enough mental strength

Some guy said if I gave him head he'd give me a pizza. Directions unclear, I got {REDACTED}'s head by {REDACTED} and they called the cops.