Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-27560171-20170118024939/@comment-30776667-20170120173830

CtrlAltSandwich wrote: RioRioMa wrote: "I've got nothing better to do."

I go over and into the balloon [Valentine]: Hello Miss White. My name is President Funny Valentine, but you may call me President Valentine, or simply President. You are here because you have an 'ability' much like my own. I have contracted you for the purpose of retrieveing pieces of the 'Holiest Saint to Ever Have Lived', so that I may deflect any 'misfortune' away from this country onto others. I can see you don't understand exactly what I'm saying, but all you need to know is this. My 'heart' and 'actions' are utterly unclouded. They are all those of justice'. '''For now, I will ask that you observe the racers. Learn their strengths, abilities, and weaknesses. Avoid any direct confrontation until Blackmore contacts you. I also request that you keep special watch over the racer named 'Jaden Smith', as he currently possesses the 'Right Arm of the Corpse'. Before you leave, I will issue to you a warning: Do not think you are indispensible to me. Due to the nature of my 'ability', I could replace you if you were to turn traitor. Good day, Miss White. I hope you are successful in your assignment. "I humbly accept. Goodbye"

As I walk away i think to myself

"Observing huh? All I hear is easy money."

The River materialises on me and I dive into the floor and swim away