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A Brief Explanation Of The JoJoes I pulled from an old document I made. With slight edits

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure is the tale of how rich boi Jonathan Joestar learns magic breathing techniques from a frog smashing wizard to punch vampires.

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure is the tale of how Joseph Joestar learns magic breathing techniques from an edgy twilight OC to punch said OC and Pillar… people..?

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure is the tale of how Jotaro Kujo and friends go on a vacation to egypt as he learns that magic breathing gets you nowhere in life so he instead learns how to control his magic punching ghost to fight his great great grandfathers adopted brother.

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure is the tale of how Josuke Higashikata learns how to punch spaghetti with his punchy ghost to find a literal serial killer and his EXPLODEY CAT.

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure is the tale of how Giorno Giovanna gets licked into joining a gang and decides to take over the Italian mafia.

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure is the tale of how Jolyne Cujoh gets the ability to turn herself into string from her dad to fight a gay priest and… fail.

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure is the tale of how Johnny Joestar spins his fingernails THROUGH DIMENSIONS because Jesus told him to kill the president while winning a horse race. In a parallel universe.

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure is the tale of how not-Josuke Higashikata tries to get his memories back after he crawls out of the ground and gets adopted by peach farmers. WITH BUBBLES!!!