Board Thread:Fanmade/@comment-30179626-20170913131134/@comment-30127592-20170923005751

I'm appalled that none of the part 2 shorts thus far references Stroheim, so here: "American jackass teams up with his Milf mother, an Italian mouthbreather, and a cyborg SS officer to defeat Fabulous Muscular Aztec Vampire Gods."

For the others

Part 1: Ultimate gentleman's life gets ruined by adopted vampire brother, while his British delinquent friend provides dramatic narration.

Part 3: Evil vampire brother, now with MUDA, gets tired of his adopted family interfering with his life, sends people to kill them. Forgets to account for deadpan kid from said family with ORA.

Part 4: Office guy wants to live a peaceful life blowing up women to indulge his hand fetish. Magical neighbourhood watch won't let him.

Part 5: Ultimate gentleman and Vampire brother's son (don't question it) follow his dreams by joining a gang, stabbing his magic with a magical arrow, and attaining near omnipotence.

Part 6: Deadpan's daughter gets jailed, breaks out of prison to beat vampire brother's gay priest boyfriend before he resets the universe. Fails.

Part 7: Italian jackass and American cripple team up to win horserace, end up gathering body of christ and killing the President.

Part 8: Amnesiac guy with four balls discovers he's actually guy with elvis haircut and guy with no balls, fights rock people over fruit.