Board Thread:Sandbox/@comment-26160153-20160608070640/@comment-28139390-20171101231050

 Just gonna post holyR's comment from https://www.reddit.com/r/StardustCrusaders/comments/64b4dg/pocoloco_vs_all_jojo_main_villains/ because it's hilarious.

part 1 - dio tries to open the coffin to hide inside, only to find a dead cow carcass is inside instead. Then he dies.

part 2 - kars uses his shapeshifting powers but accidentally shifts into a dead cow carcass. Pocoloco rides this carcass into space.

part 3 - an enormous dead cow carcass flies in front of the sun, causing dio to think the sun has already set, so he goes outside, then he disintegrates.

part 4 - kira's dad tries to shoot a cow with the arrow, but it dies instead. The rotting stench of the cow carcass attracts pocoloco to kira's house.

part 5 - pocoloco's soul gets swapped out with that of a dead cow. He uses his strong horns and powerful undead cow body to kill diavolo.

part 6 - pocoloco rides on a dead cow carcass to reach the insane speeds necessary to keep up with pucci

part 7 - when pocoloco attacks funny valentine, the awesome, unholy powers of d4c love train send this "attack" to the other side of the world. There, it strikes a cow and kills it. This cow was the favorite cow of a stand user whose power is that when he gets angry funny valentine dies. He gets angry because his favorite cow was killed, thus his stand activates and funny valentine dies.

 Bonus: He Ya! ~REQUIEM~

Ability: The stand can now talk in spanish