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Kakorat wrote: Here is my Part 3 (and boy is it hilarious):

Title: Jotaro Kujo, the Vampire ''In a castle there lived a Crazy, Bizarre Vampire named Jotaro Kujo. Not a Stand User Evil, Heroic castle, filled with Stands and a Mystical smell, nor yet a Loving, Childish, Revengeful castle with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a Vampire-castle, and that means protection.''

One day, after a troubling visit from the Zombie DIO Brando, Jotaro leaves his castle and sets out in search of three Brave stone. A quest undertaken in the company of Human, Stand and Ill-meaning Animal.

In the search for the Zombie-guarded stone, Jotaro Kujo surprises even himself with his intelligence and skill as a Stand User.

During his travels, Jotaro rescues a Star Platinum, an heirloom belonging to DIO. But when DIO refuses to try marching, their friendship is over.

However, DIO is wounded at the Battle of Cairo and the two reconcile just before Jotaro engages in some serious marching.

Jotaro accepts one of the three Brave stone and returns home to his castle a very wealthy Vampire. What the hell am I reading??? That is Part 3, but the other way around (Vampire Jotaro WTF?)