Funny Valentine

Funny Valentine is the main antagonist of Part VII: Steel Ball Run.

Story
Funny Valentine is the main antagonist of Part VII and the twenty-third president of the United States. Originally, he is introduced as an old, stout man. After absorbing the torso of the saint, he gains a large muscular build and a more handsome appearance. He is using the Steel Ball Run race to collect the scattered remains of Jesus Christ around the United States. He will do so by fair means or foul, sending assassins to eliminate Gyro for the purposes of retrieving the Saint's body. He was a former soldier, discharged after being tortured during a war where he found the saint's heart.



Stand
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Trivia

 * Funny Valentine has an odd habit of drinking beer by poking a hole into the can and drinking from the bottom of it.
 * According to his wife, he makes no sound when he walks, and he can even play the mandoline using his feet, simply dancing on it.
 * While Valentine, is obviously a fictional character the real real twenty-third president was Benjamin Harrison.
 * The origin of his name is the jazz song "My Funny Valentine".
 * He has numerous scars on his back, traces of when he was tortured during war. The scars resemble the Stars and Stripes.