Board Thread:Fanmade/@comment-25579665-20190709031608/@comment-39337091-20200904195207

DewdOfStuff wrote: stand: (i cant think of a name lol)

appearance:a CD with the words "ronald reagan" written on it in sharpie

ability: when the stand is inserted into a cd player, it plays a video of ronald reagan standing in midair and delivering a speech to a pigeon, but he speaks in a high-pitched voice (like alvin and the chipmunks) and is wearing a minecraft creeper onesie and creeper socks. he speaks of a random subject every recording, from how to mow a lawn to how to keep the police from noticing the screams for help coming from your basement. 4 minutes and 32 into the recording, he proceeds to grab the pigeon and whisper in its ear, telling it how where to fly in order to bring down the hindenburg, despite it already having crashed. he then releases the pigeon, and produces a pair of jeans from the back of his onesie, which he proceeds to wear on his head, then produces a SilencerCo. Maxim-9, which he kills the pigeon with. after he does this, he sobs for approximately half a minute before taking the jeans off his head and wrapping the pigeon's corpse in them. he then fires the Maxim-9  while pressing the barrel against the jeans, using the muzzle flash to ignite the jeans. the camera then pans downward, showing the flaming jeans fall into traffic. the camera then pans up, showing reagan sobbing as the sounds of cars crashing are heard from below. another pigeon then lands on reagan's hand, which he beats to a bloody pulp, spattering blood on his onesie. he then eats the pigeon whole, then proceeds to talk to the Maxim-9, speaking of how lonely he is and how he regrets killing the pigeons. after he finishes his sob story, he looks to his left, and a piece of metal comes flying into the camera and bisects reagan's head. the lower half of his head questions what is going on, then proceeds to laugh and speak about how beautiful the statue of liberty is. he then takes off the onesie, revealing a business suit. the camera then pans to the side as reagan walks to the right, showing a mirror. the camera comes up behind him. as reagan tilts his head to the side, an airplane is visible, heading directly in the direction of the camera. the camera quickly turns around, and a deep voice is heard saying "oh god" and then the screen goes black, and a loud metal thudding sound is heard, followed by an explosion. the oingo boingo ED song then plays, but heavily corrupted. the screen flickers back on, showing the street below. there is a 40- car pileup, with the wreckage of an airplane scattered about. reagan's voice is heard saying: "well that's unfortunate," then the tape abruptly ends, the CD ejects itself, then proceeds to cleave through the watcher's face, leaving them with a wound identical to reagan's. if the watcher owns a car, it is shown in the scene with the pileup, adding to the amount of cars.

destructive power: A

speed: A

precision: A

durability: A

development potential: A

range: A top fucking notch bro