Board Thread:Fanmade/@comment-26904675-20180129200045/@comment-28715560-20180201205831

you manage to throw the mayonnaise before the bones in your arms are completely obliterated, it splats on the floor falling mere inches in front of me, you don't manage to throw the scythe in time

you suddenly feel like there's something terribly wrong, you realize that the muscles inside your left forearm are crushed, said hand is hanging only by your skin, you feel your right arm getting closer to that as well

several of your ribs are now broken and are starting to press against your lungs and heart

you're going to have to do some crazy acrobatics if you want to survive this fight