User blog:Johndoe-m9/A Literal Vacationing Misadventure

May 27th

(A van is seen driving to Grimsborough before stopping to one of Fairview’s houses, seemingly about to move in. While many children jump out of the van to rush into the house in quickened pace, two blonde girls, one holding a phone and the other with a dress and sunglasses, slowly step out and walk away from the house while two parents watch)

Mother: Ahem, and where do you two think you’re going? Home is here.

Father: And the kids already beat you here! You don’t wanna be left behind as rotten eggs.

Unfriendly Girl: You two are literally not that naive enough to think someone like me’s going to get arrested for missing out on curfew or get mugged by some random thug at night. I’m going out for a jog; it won’t be that long, (annoyed) after having to spend the night suffocating and getting squished everywhere.

Fashionable Sister: And I’m going too! I can’t wait to go out to the logs!

Unfriendly Girl: (rolls her eyes) Ugh. (puts a pink collar on her sister) Here, follow me. Just don’t stray far away.

Fashionable Sister: (happily nods) Okay!

(The sisters take a morning jog while the parents shrug and exit the van to go to the house)

(Somewhere in a old hotel room, a crashed shirtless man with a stubble and buzz-cut wakes up with a haggard look on his face, tired. He gets out of bed and goes to the bathroom to wash his face, showing a disturbingly glaring look towards the mirror. After getting dressed, the man looks through his phone to see what he has to do before opening the closet to get his weapons)

Drug-Crashed Man: Heh, same shit, different day... (cocks his pistol)