Board Thread:Sandbox/@comment-26160153-20160608070640/@comment-28139390-20171101222321

Just gonna post holyR's comment from https://www.reddit.com/r/StardustCrusaders/comments/64b4dg/pocoloco_vs_all_jojo_main_villains/ because it's hilarious.

part 1 - dio tries to open the coffin to hide inside, only to find a dead cow carcass is inside instead. Then he dies.

part 2 - kars uses his shapeshifting powers but accidentally shifts into a dead cow carcass. Pocoloco rides this carcass into space.

part 3 - an enormous dead cow carcass flies in front of the sun, causing dio to think the sun has already set, so he goes outside, then he disintegrates.

part 4 - kira's dad tries to shoot a cow with the arrow, but it dies instead. The rotting stench of the cow carcass attracts pocoloco to kira's house.

part 5 - pocoloco's soul gets swapped out with that of a dead cow. He uses his strong horns and powerful undead cow body to kill diavolo.

part 6 - pocoloco rides on a dead cow carcass to reach the insane speeds necessary to keep up with pucci

part 7 - when pocoloco attacks funny valentine, the awesome, unholy powers of d4c love train send this "attack" to the other side of the world. There, it strikes a cow and kills it. This cow was the favorite cow of a stand user whose power is that when he gets angry funny valentine dies. He gets angry because his favorite cow was killed, thus his stand activates and funny valentine dies.