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(I used this site called plot generator to try and do plots for JoJo. The results were hilarious)

Part 1-Jonathan Joestar had always loved gothic England with its clean, colorful castles. It was a place where he felt happy. He was a noble, evil, tea drinker with big head and handsome leg. His friends saw him as a stinky, sneezing saint. Once, he had even revived a dying, Erina. That's the sort of man he was. Jonathan walked over to the window and reflected on his misty surroundings. The clouds danced like fighting Dog. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Dio Brando. Dio was a selfish vampire with evil head and blonde leg. Jonathan gulped. He was not prepared for Dio.

As Jonathan stepped outside and Dio came closer, he could see the grubby glint in his eye.

Dio glared with all the wrath of 7576 virtuous vigilant vampires. He said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want to takeover."

Jonathan looked back, even more arrogant and still fingering the stone mask. "Dio, you're pure evil," he replied.

They looked at each other with good feelings, like two hollow, hushed horse infecting at a very admirable adoption, which had classical music playing in the background and two violent uncles defeating to the beat. Jonathan regarded Dio's evil head and blonde leg. "I feel the same way!" revealed Jonathan with a delighted grin. Dio looked violent, his emotions blushing like a sore, slimy sword. Then Dio came inside for a nice cup of tea.

Part 2- What would you do if you knew there were rude Pillar Men with shocking habits near the ones you love? The night of the Kars rebirth changes everything for Joseph Joestar, a 19-year-old ripple user from America. One moment, he is discussing hamon with his handsome sidekick, Caesar Zeppeli; the next, watching with horror as rude Pillar Men kill each other. He knows these Pillar Men came from Greece but he can't prove it - at least not without some monster ripples. The brave, smart man knows that his wild life is over. He acquires some monster ripples and is reborn as the hero who will save the world from rude Pillar Men.

Part 3-The night of the DIO's awakening changes everything for Jotaro Kujoh, a 17-year-old student from Japan. One moment, he is discussing stands with his noble grandpa, Joseph Joestar; the next, watching with horror as evil stand users ZA WARUDO each other. He knows these stand users came from Egypt but he can't prove it - at least not without some dangerous stands. The stoic, good man knows that his calm life is over. He acquires some dangerous stands and is reborn as the hero who will save the world from evil stand users. However, Jotaro finds himself troubled by his calm ideals and becomes overwhelmed with moral questions. Will his conscience allow him to do whatever is needed to stop the evil stand users?

Part 4-Mangled hands have been turning up all over Morioh and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a stands, and still nobody has a clue who the killer killer is. Jouske JoJo Higashikata is a muscular and nice student with a fondness for hair. He doesn't know it yet but he is the only one who can stop the boring killer. When his friend, Koichi Hirose, is kidnapped, Jouske Higashikata finds himself thrown into the centre of the investigation. His only clue is a peculiar Killer Queen. He enlists the help of a cool newphew called Jotaro Kujoh. Can Kujoh help Higashikata overcome his anger addiction and find the answers before the malicious killer and his deadly stands strike again?

Part 5-I'm going to need The Boss stands, big, The Boss stands."

During an accident in Italy in 2001, a baby is born and dies before he can take his first breath. During an accident in Italy in 2001, the same baby is born and lives to tell the tale. That baby becomes 15-year-old Giorno Giovanna, a modest and down to earth Gangstar. What if there were second chances? Third chances? Fourth chances? Would you eventually be able to save the world from boring mafia who kill each other? Would you even want to? Giorno Giovanna follows others and his badass friend, Bruno Buccellati, as their dangerous lives tumble through turbulent events in Rome, again and again. However, Giorno finds himself troubled by his dangerous ideals and becomes overwhelmed with moral questions. Will his conscience allow him to do whatever is needed to stop the boring mafia? Araki explores IT JUST WORKS and The Boss stands to full effect in the crime novel to end all crime novels.

Part 6-A long, long time ago in a lonely, lonely galaxy...After leaving the deprived planet Stone Ocean, a group of Stand users fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a passionate, space Stone Ocean. Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Father Pucci, a wicked Foo Fighter capable of fraud and even murder. Terrified, a derelict Stand user known as Jotaro Kujoh flees the Empire, with his protector, Joylene Kujoh. They head for Flordia on the planet HEAVEN. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Kujoh uses her lonely Stand to defend Jotaro. Kujoh and Stand user Jotaro decide it's time to leave HEAVEN and steal a Stairway to Heaven to shoot their way out. They encounter a tribe of guards. Kujoh is attacked and the Stand user is captured by the guards and taken back to Flordia. Kujoh must fight to save Stand user Jotaro but when she accidentally unearths a heavenly reset, the entire future of the lonely, deprived galaxy is at stake.

Part 7-Gyro Zeppeli is a clever and hopeful orphan raised by a ruthless and callous crippled jockey. Eventually he gets a job working as a jockey for the admirable Lord Johnny of Joestar. The unlikely couple rapidly succumb to a tender passion.

On the day of their wedding, a violent executioner escapes from the attic of Joestar STEEL BALL RUN RACE and starts a fire. Believing that Lord Joestar is dead, Gyro flees from the church and wanders the sweltering moors for days until he is rescued by a brave badass. However, although Lord Joestar is blinded by the fire, he still breathes. Without Gyro he becomes proud and arrogant. He turns to alcohol for comfort. The ghost of the executioner from the attic haunts him. Meanwhile, thinking Lord Joestar is dead, Gyro accepts a marriage proposal from his saviour, the badass. However, one night he believes he can hear Lord Joestar calling, "Gyro, where are you? Gyro come home!" and he returns to Joestar. On Gyro's return, he finds Lord Joestar drunk and without sight. Mistaking him for the ghost of the violent executioner, he attacks him with a TUSK and Gyro Zeppeli dies. As he attends to the body, Lord Joestar realises what he has done. Driven mad with guilt, he hatches a plan to destroy the next generation, but there is no next generation and he dies of consumption two weeks later.

Part 8-Whilst investigating the death of a local amnesiac, a forgetful student called Jouske Higashikata uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, Creepy Wall Eyes circulating throughout Morioh. As soon as anyone uses the Wall Eyes, he or she has exactly seven days left to live. The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look Jobin Higashikata. A marked person feels like a sick Kira Yoshikage to touch. Jouske gets hold of the Wall Eyes, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into his mind: a creepy Daiya Higashikata balancing on a deep amnesiac, an old newspaper headline about an unknown accident, a hooded Kira Yoshikage ranting about hat and a drinking well located in a bizzare place. When Jouske notices his memories have Kira Yoshikage-like properties, he realises that the curse of the Creepy Wall Eyes is true and calls in his friend, a student called Yasuho Hirose, to help. Yasuho examines the Wall Eyes and willingly submits herself to the curse. She finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. She finds the creepy Daiya Higashikata balancing on a deep amnesiac particularly chilling. She joins the queue for a supernatural death. Jouske and Yasuho pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded Kira Yoshikage. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?

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