Board Thread:Fanmade/@comment-30179626-20170831234639/@comment-26904675-20180616143100

ThatOneBrie wrote: My theory: Speedwagon achieved heaven. The reason they changed jojo into an alternate universe is because Speedwagon achieved heaven and killed everyone on earth. First of all, he had the world. The Speedwagon company already owned most of anything. His trustworthy friend is himself because he loves himself. He killed 666 satans on a Saturday and then he engraved the word “SPEEDWAGON” 501 times into his hat. He throws his hat into the body of the 666 satans he killed and lit the body pile on fire. He used all of his money to buy a giant Speedwagon hat and then waited for the New Moon. This process took a long time to do so that’s why he ended the universe after Stone Ocean. He achieved Made in Speedwagon and turned the universe into a literal Speedwagon and head butted Kars into a sun. He then kicked a matchstick towards the sun and it exploded and destroyed the Speedwagon. Speedwagon still lives to this day. Many people fear that he is out there, destroying Kars and other universes. this isnt shit this is just edgy