User blog:Johndoe-m9/A Literal Vacationing Misadventure

May 27th

(A van is seen driving to Grimsborough before stopping to one of Fairview’s houses, seemingly about to move in. While many children jump out of the van to rush into the house in quickened pace, two blonde girls, one holding a phone and the other with a dress and sunglasses, slowly step out and walk away from the house while two parents watch)

Supportive Mother: Ahem, and where do you two think you’re going? Home is here.

Cheerful Father: And the kids already beat you here! You don’t wanna be left behind as rotten eggs on the street!

Unfriendly Girl: You two are literally not that naive enough to think someone like me’s going to get arrested for missing out on curfew or get mugged by some random thug at night. I’m going out for a jog; it won’t be that long, (annoyed) after having to spend the night suffocating and getting squished everywhere.

Fashionable Sister: And I’m going too! I can’t wait to go out to the logs!

Unfriendly Girl: (rolls her eyes) Ugh. (puts a pink collar on her sister) Here, follow me. Just don’t stray far away.

Fashionable Sister: (happily nods) Okay!

(The sisters take a morning jog while the parents shrug and exit the van to go to the house)

(Somewhere in a old hotel room, a crashed shirtless man with a stubble and buzz-cut wakes up with a haggard look on his face, tired. He rolls out of bed and goes to the bathroom to wash his face, showing a disturbingly glaring look towards the mirror. After getting dressed, the man looks through his phone to see what he has to do before opening the closet to get his weapons and gadgets)

Morbid-Looking Man: (arms himself and looks through the window) Heh, same shit, different day... (walks to the door to open it)

PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI!!!

(The man, annoyed at who’s calling, takes out his phone to answer)

Morbid-Looking Man: What?

Caller: Hey partner, where the hell are you? Are you oversleeping on the job again? It’s already past noon and you almost look you’re going to drop off like some stupid coward!

Caller’s Partner: I know, I know, you piss pot. I’m ready. Wait for me on your designated spot. It will be a while.

Caller: (muttering) You better be...

(The call ends as the partner leaves the room. Outside, a plane is seen reaching an airport and then landing, with several passengers coming out of it. Inside the airport, Gabriel and Sofia are seen inside the airport holding their bags)

Sofia: Welcome to Roma, my Gabriel! Isn’t that raffinata that our holiday will have two exciting things for our three days here?

Gabriel: Of course, but... why two things here, mi cara? Isn’t this supposed to be the best opportunity to travel around Rome?