Thread:MetallicKaiser/@comment-37102020-20181105002000

Sans buckeroo with his CowBoy boots beat me with his Gucci El Cinto and a surfer narrorator

PART 1

'''I woke up on the grass and noticed I had belt marks on my face. I saw a sign that said Season 0. I headed over to prison. Ivan was at the prison in the cotton fields. Then the snails came falling from frisbees. Ivan looked at me and said “that means two building were just saved”. I asked what season 0 was and he said your mom. Then he pulled out 50 glocks and said “now let's get started”. As soon as he fired towards me the bullets disappeared into thin air. A voice from above called out to us and said “i suck”. He introduced himself as Bryan and said he has the worst ping here and therefore hes the best at being the worst. Ivan pulled out a mounted lmg and shot at Bryan but none of the bullets worked. Then Ivan stole his ping and shot at bryan which revealed his disguise. It was a 4 letter word. Ping. Ivan could not handle the ping and gave it back to Ping. Ping teleported away even though he said he was running away. Another voice came closer from the jail cells. Another person that introduced themselves as jamal. Jamal and ivan pulled out 100 miniguns and fired at my direction. I dodged it with ease thanks to my sans power. I readied a gaster blaster when suddenly it disappeared. Jamal said “I've stolen your gaster blaster”. I ran up to him and beat him with a belt. He was taking too many critical hits. His dad return but just to get money and then said “gotta go”.'''

PART 2 Sans beat me with a belt 

'''Jamal and Ivan Fused to make a new darker color called mega black. They said “i am neither jamal nor ivan anymore i am Ival”. Ival held out his hand and created something crazy. Like bro this was insane dude like i did not expect Ival to do this. A purple sphere began to form in his hand, one similar to Big Birds. I said “wait thats a purple sphere” and Ival said “Big Bird made a gang and that there were multiple members around the globe”. To this i responded with “ur mom”, Ival’s parents appeared out of nowhere like from thin air it was insane where did they come from. Fortnite season zero was scary dude. Ival’s parents beat Ival with the legendary item known as excalibelt. As the parents left, Ival gave a math question “Josh has 5 cookies and Jamal takes 3, what color is Jamal”?, Utterly confused and hopeless i said the sacred numbers and from there the asian cult arrived but kept falling cause they couldn’t see, they then laid down there math textbooks and solved their problems, the books arose and started to spin quickly and then my fifth grade teacher from another timeline was floating and said “did you do your math”. Jr uhaul was her name. Ival looked at him and said “You and I are the same race, lets fuse”. I could not believe it dude like the fusion was gonna fuse again dude like bro that's just gnarly. Ival and Jr uhaul fused together to create Jr Ivaul. Their power was immense, but i had no choice to fight. Jr Ivaul raised his hand and a purple sphere with a charger outlet appeared. He shot it up and it began to shoot me. I narrowly dodged the attacks. I sent a couple of bones his way but Jr Ivaul used jamals power and stole the bones and sent them back my way but with 100000000000x the power thanks to Jr uhaul’s power. The bone missed me and hit an ice cream truck but the ice cream truck survived. I shouted that i could not win out of desperation. Suddenly a man in a suit appeared in front of me. He told me these sacred words, “wrong”.'''

PART 3 THE YELLOW HAIRED FUTURE

Trump https://youtu.be/sHaGNDrk4I4?t=110 trump card

'''Trump used Constitution mark on Jr Ivaul. He screamed in pain. Another 10 seconds passed and Jr Ivaul layed down. He died. Trump told me that he managed to win because he is better than obama. Suddenly Big Bird appeared. “I cant believe it another president, looks like i have another chance at dropping one”. Trump replied with “Wrong”. Big Bird charged the blade that he almost killed Obama with and charged towards Trump said that he wont need to use his powers as he ripped off his belt. Big Bird said that he already used Wrath of a Thousand Big Birds which would kill everyone in the village to the left. Trump said he didn't care and threw his belt at big bird chest. It was strong enough to make a hole in him. Big Bird did not anticipate Trump to still attack and realized that he is not as nice as Obama. Big birds sword disappeared as a sign that he was losing health every second. Big Birds body began to disappear and he said that he is retreating because his hot pocket is done cooking. Trump said another one bites the dust and then left. But as Trump walk towards his gucci Lambo, the devil whispered “i want to be tracer” but Trump whispered back “I’m already tracer” and then the devil died, Trump did the fortnite default dance to assert dominance. And then sans appeared and attempted to beat me with a Limited edition gucci rose on sale belt but his Ping was high like totally high like how does your ping reach this high, It was Ping. Ping said he is joining the Big Bird Gang and died but like he stood up and did not die. Ping then lagged away. but i died but dude it was playground so i respawned.'''

PART 4 Tires and Babies and Reincarnation oh my  