Funny Valentine

Funny Valentine is the main antagonist of Part VII: Steel Ball Run and the 23rd president of the United States in the Steel Ball Run universe. He is a former soldier, discharged after being tortured during a war where he found the saint's heart.

Steel Ball Run
Valentine first appears riding on a train with Stephen Steel, where it is revealed that he is using the race to collect the scattered remains of Jesus Christ from across the United States.

Appearance/Personality
Originally, he is introduced as an old, stout man. After absorbing the torso of the saint, he gains a large muscular build and a more handsome appearance. He will attain the corpse parts by any means, sending assassins to eliminate Gyro for the purpose of retrieving the Saint's body.

Youth
When the president was till a child, his father went to war, but never came back. One day however, a soldier came to his house and told him that his father was captured by the enemies. In order not to betray his country, the presidents's father commits-suicide. The only thing he gave back was a hankerchief to his son. This inspired the president to wanting to become a patriot to his country and wanting to make it the most powerful, and so became who he is now.

He and Stephen Steel orchestrated the Steel Ball Run in order to recover the parts of the corpse to gain mass power. In his pursuits, he's sent out people to interfere with the race to gain the corpse parts through any means. While the race was going on, he discovers a traitor in his ranks which he first believed to be Mountain Tim, then his wife before finding the real traitor, Lucy Steel (disguised as  Scarlet).

By obtaining the corpse, the President, being a patriot, wishes to use it's power to bring a better future to America by merging his stand and the corpse's power to deflect all misfortunes befalling on his country to other foreign countries.

Stand
See Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

When Lucy developed a Stand, for some reason he could use her Dimensional Wall to protect himself from others. This protection combined with the dimensional power of his own stand made him nearly invincible.

Trivia

 * Funny Valentine has an odd habit of drinking beer by poking a hole into the can and drinking from the bottom of it, much like Jotaro does during his introduction in Stardust Crusaders.
 * According to his wife, he makes no sound when he walks, and he can even play the mandolin using his feet, simply dancing on it.
 * The real 23rd U.S. president was Benjamin Harrison. Interestingly, there is exactly a one month's difference between their birthdays (Harrison's was August 20th, and Valentine's is September 20th).
 * He has numerous scars on his back which are traces of when he was tortured during war. The scars resemble the Stars and Stripes.