Board Thread:Fanmade/@comment-26912075-20170831183637/@comment-32974074-20180211212943

I buy myself a can of soda since this is the only thing I can afford right now. With a quick snap I open up the can but cut myself on the lug. "Ow fuck man." I quickly lick off the blood of my finger. I try to get Basikmann's attention on me. "Hey dude. Watch this." My finger suddenly turns red and scab was instantly grown. "I learned this trick a couple of weeks ago when my friend's leg got cut off in an accident. It helped him from bleeding out before an ambulance could arrive. That saved his life. If something severe happens to you guys, I just want you to know that I'll help all of you."