Wired

Wired takes the form of a crank and two hooked cables inside the user, Pork Pie Hat Kid's mouth. These hooks are strong enough to lift a full-grown man and even a horse, and can travel through a pocket dimension via a pan of water. By dropping the cables into an object in the water, it can come out of the same kind of object far away from the user (i.e. if he uses a feather as a medium, the cable can appear from any feather within Wired's range). The user can also pear through the water to observe where the enemy is. Due to the strength of the cables, Wired is also effective in close combat.

"Wired" is named after the Jeff Beck album of the same name. Interestingly, the same album as Wired Beck's namesake, while its user is named after the song "Goodbye, Pork Pie Hat"

When they're not active, Wired's hooks rest on Pork Pie Hat Kid's tongue