Board Thread:Fanmade/@comment-26977364-20170728084918/@comment-26038291-20170731074642

Stand Name: Can't Touch My Swag

Namesake: 2014 song by NFKRZ

Stand User: Roman Valerevich Abalin

Stand User Namesake: Russian pig

Type: Close Range, Automatic (Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Russia's Greatest Love Machine), Integrated

Appearance: Literally just a pig with a vodka bottle of unknown brand up one of its nostrils.

Destructive Power: B

Speed: B

Range: C

Durability: A

Precision: B

Developmental Potential: A

Abilities:

Angry Russian Pig Squeal: Can't Touch My Swag allows the user to make noises that a human should not possibly be able to make, comparable to a pig squealing. It also causes those who view the user using this ability to meme it to hell and back.

Never Gonna Hit Those Notes: Can't Touch My Swag causes the user to destroy the ears of all those who listen to him when singing the chorus of Take On Me by a-ha. This probably isn't even an ability, he's just really bad at singing.

Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Russia's Greatest Love Machine: An automatic ability, Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Russia's Greatest Love Machine causes the user to become progressively worse at English by gradually increasing the thickness of his Russian accent over time.