User:Zellaus

So I fired again. And I missed. And then I missed again. And then I fired again. And then I missed. And then I fired And then I fired And I missed. I missed both times. And then I fired And I missed. This went on for several hours. And then I fired and then I missed. And then I was out of bullets. And then I got sad. I had a popsicle and then I passed out in the snow. And then I woke up! And then I reloaded! And then I fired! and then I missed. I missed again. I fired. I hit something! But it wasn’t what I was going for. So I guess I missed. I passed out again. Had another popsicle! I had a dream I was firing at something. I missed. Oh, I- so she can pick a snowball fight with ‘em. I threw up a snowball at ‘em. I missed. I packed another snowball into my gun. That’s my secret weapon. I missed. Yeah, she’s really something. I threw a snowball at her. I missed. I passed out. I woke up with a popsicle stick in my mouth. Don’t piss me off, woman! I’ll take a swing at you! I’ll miss, though. I guarantee you. And then I’ll take another swing. and I’ll miss. And then I might have myself a popsicle. Would you care for a popsicle? Just don’t bring it into the sauna.

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