Talk:Wilson Phillips/@comment-25579665-20190903004709

No, of course he won't! No one could get away with doing this to me. I graduated high school and college at the  top of my class! I was captain of my college wrestling team! Even after I graduated, I was respected and revered. That's how I became a politician! I have a villa on a thousand acres in Hawaii! I married a beautiful model who's 25 years younger than me! I pay 50 times more in taxes than ordinary people! I've defeated every enemy that I've faced. I'll eventually become president.

(Insert Endgame joke here:)

I am Senator Philips!