Board Thread:Fanmade/@comment-30179626-20170913131134/@comment-26898840-20170922211810

If by "short summary" you mean "first things that popped into my mind when thinking about these", then here are mine:

Phantom Blood: Everything out to fuck Jonathan's life in the ass three times over.

Battle Tendency: British hick, Italian bubble boy and Mrs. LEGS fight the three Aztec Athletic Super Vampire Macho Men™.

Stardust Crusaders: DIO! ORA! DIO! ORA! MERCI BEAUCOUP! DIO! ORA! YARE YARE DAZE! OH MY GOD! HELL2U! DIO! MUDA! ORA! WRYYYYY! YARE FUCKING DAZE!

Diamond is Unbreakable: Peaceful Life with Yoshikage Kira™.

Vento Aureo: I, RAVIOLI, AM EMPEROR. MY KING SALAMI STANDS ON THE APEX OF SOMETHING... TRUTH, I GUESS.

Stone Ocean: DIO!'s homosexual Italian American priest boyfriend with the stupidest hairstyle ever resets JoJo with his half-dismembered horse man.

Steel Ball Run: Japan proving that they can make better America-style characters than America itself could ever even dream of.

JoJolion: So... will you show us this Part's main antagonist now?!