User:Silver Periodt

Baku: bruh, i'm deadass hungry right now.

[He calls a pizza place, and after some time Schnitzel picks up]

Schnitzel: ya pizza what u want?

Baku: lemme get uhhhhhhhhh... BONELESS PIZZA with a 2 liter of coke.

Schnitzel: fuck kinda pizza?? and 2 LITER MACHINE 🅱'''ROKE. '''we got 1L tho.

Baku: fuck you mean 🅱? ight, look. lemme get that pizza BONELESS.

Schnitzel: uh? pizza don't got bone on it.

Baku: tf did i just say then?

Schnitzel: u said "Lemme get it BONELESS" like pizza got a damn bone in it

Baku: y'all got bones in ya shit then?

Schnitzel: nah.

Baku: so what's the problem?

Schnitzel: 'DICKHEAD! 'name one pizza that got bone on it.

Baku: just don't put them shits in my pizza bruh; how many times i gotta say it?

Schnitzel: bruh, just explain to me how tf pizza can be boneless?

Baku: if it don't got bone in it, it's BONELESS.

Schnitzel: son what school u go to?

Baku: dawg i don't understand the problem. just make my shit '''boneless. Deadass.'''

Schnitzel: i'm deadass not making this pizza.