Talk:Stardust Crusaders/@comment-38149107-20190705014753

Plot of Part 3 in a nutshell

A group of young, statuesque built men and a old guy with powers that are related to tarot cards, go on a long field trip to search for a bisexual egotistical blonde vampire (that loves to flex and pose in the shadows with another man's body) in order to remove a curse that was brought upon a single mother of an angsty teenager. Along the way, they fight incompetent minions with similar powers to the main group that are also related to tarot cards. Anyways, they eventually meet up with a boston terrier dog who gets a slight redesign later.

Part 2

Okay so, the main group beats the fuck out of more minions, except this time their powers are named after gods or something like that. So they eventually reach the Bisexual Vampire's mansion. First, the dog fights against the world's scariest falcon that can shoot ice projectiles. Second, the group fights against the world's most fucked up gamer that steals and traps souls. Third, they fight against some loser that can create illusory rooms (he's absolutely trash). Fourth, they fight against a vampire that forgot his pants and has some weird heart symbols on his clothing, and he can also curl into a ball and erase shit (he kills two men from the group, a token black guy and the dog). So eventually the Bisexual Vampire reveals himself and his power to French Paul Phoenix, the angsty teen beats the shit out of a two faced vampire, then that vampire dies by his master. The Bisexual Vampire chases Cherry Man and the old guy, then Cherry Man unleashes his ultimate attack (which fails miserably) and dies by a gut punch. Cherry Man figures out the secret of the Bisexual Vampire's power and sends a message to the old guy who figures it out. Bisexual Vampire beats the shit out of the old guy, and old guy tells the angsty teen about the secret of Bisexual Vampire's time stop ability. The Angsty Teen and The Bi-pire battle, and the Bi-pire figures out they have the same type of power! Bi-pire spams knives at Angsty Teen, Angsty Teen fakes his death, French Paul Phoenix assist, French Paul Phoenix down. Angsty Teen uses this distraction to attack the Bi-pire. Bi-pire absorbs the old guy blood and transforms into a Super Vamp with lipstick. Angsty Teen gets pissed off, but gets his ass kicked by Super Bi-pire. Super Bi-pire then proceeds to drop a road roller on the teen, but then the angsty teen stops time and beats the shit Super Bi-pire. Angsty Teen finishes off the Super Bi-pire for good, lifting his single mother's curse. Old Guy gets revived. French Paul Phoenix, Angsty Teen, and Old Guy say their goodbyes, THE END.