JJL Chapter 70

Urban Guerrilla and Doremifasolati Do, Part 3 (アーバン・ゲリラとドレミファソラティ・ド その③), originally titled Rock Human and Rock Animal, Part 3 (岩人間と岩動物 その③) in the UJ release, is the nine hundred seventeenth chapter of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure manga. It is also the seventieth chapter of JoJolion.

Summary
Stuck below Doremifasolati Do's threads, Josuke Higashikata is dragged underground and at the same time, Urban Guerrilla's Brain Storm begins to attack him. Urban again monologues about how at the end, Yoshikage Kira was the "correct" one as his actions led to the creation of a new Rokakaka, while Tamaki Damo merely sold the fruit like a drug dealer.

Josuke correctly guesses from Urban's speech that he poses as a doctor among humans, infuriating him. As Urban attacks, Josuke hears Rai Mamezuku from above the ground and sees a strip of him. Looking above, Urban sees that the fork Rai has shot made a hole into the gas tank, and Rai has used himself to guide the leaking gas near them.

Panicking, Urban orders his pet to dive further below and barely manages to close the shell before being soaked in gas. However, Soft & Wet's bubbles pass through the crack. The bubbles pop, releasing the gas and the fire from Rai's lighter, setting the two Rock folks on fire. Although Josuke wants to interrogate Urban, Rai still finishes the Rock Human off to get rid of him. As the enemy expires, Josuke ponders on the link between Urban, a doctor, and the Kira family of doctors. Meanwhile, Rai examines the bubbles and notices that they are in fact some lines rotating at high speed, uncovering the true nature of Soft & Wet's power.

Rai then invites Yasuho and Josuke to go to the eight pole of the chairlift. In there Rai reveals a batch of glass tubes, inside of which he breeds moth larvae, which will enable Rai to harvest a new fruit before winter.

Meanwhile, Jobin arrives at a parking lot. Telling a kid to go away and play somewhere else, Jobin tries to call someone on the phone. The one he is calling is revealed to be the child himself, in reality a short old man. The man, going by the name of Poor Tom, begins to rant about a woman far away supposedly seducing him, only for Jobin to get to the point.

Tom then informs that he knows that Urban and Doremi have been killed; thus to prevent Josuke from acquiring the branches, Tom plans to close off the entirety of the Higashikata's orchard with his Stand Ozone Baby, a lego house. Jobin is shocked to have someone openly reveal their ability, but Tom tells him to directly bury the house inside the orchard, explaining that Jobin is considered important and that he neither wishes to be filmed by cameras or harm the Higashikata family because of Ozone Baby.

A car passes by the two. It is the woman Tom was eyeing who drops her cell phone number for Tom, to the Rock Human's satisfaction and Jobin's astonishment.