Alright, time for my next character update! I’m at chapter...27, I think? This time I’ll be doing new Stands, too.

Boom Booms: The Iron Sand stand was cool, but the magnet one just seems like Metallica and Bastet with extra steps

Mountain Tim: Stand is meh, but the character is pretty cool. Too bad he’s dead (I think? It never explicitly showed it, but then again, he did get blown to next week)

Oyecomeva: The character’s language truly was ahead of his time. So, his stand is interesting, because it’s basically Killer Queen with extra steps, but it also has more potential (he can make water and smoke a bomb).

Stroheim: BBBBBBBAKAMONAGA DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHIIIIIIII

The Mexican guy: I honestly forgot about him

Bamboo hair kid: This kid makes me feel conflicted. On one hand, I want to kick his fucking teeth in, but on the other, I hope it doesn’t hurt him too bad.

Steven Steel: This man’s hat is proof that he’s the alternate universe version of Foo Fighters. Rest Easy, plankton waifu

President: tfw the main enemy is the LITERAL FUCKING PRESIDENT

The Higashikata: Don’t think I didn’t see that fucking name at the bottom of the score, he better be a side character later on

Tusk: This universe’s Kakyoin