So, as we all know, my Stand, Heirophant Green has a power called the Emerald Splash. And, as we all know, it has an undeflectable ability called the Emerald Splash, right? Well, some haters out there say that oh it’s deflectable oh look at me I’m a FUCKING RETARDED MORON WITH NO FUCKING BRAINS.
Well, hear me out. Every time someone deflected the emerald splash, would you believe me if I said I did it on purpose?
Probably not, right? Because you’re a bunch of freaking not smarts . Well, guess what! I can prove it!
Okay, the first time it happened, the emerald splash would have killed Stah Platnoom, because it’s the strongest attack ever. But, I porpusefully allowed Stah Platnoom to deflect it, because if not, he would have died and no one would have killed DIO.
The next time somebody “deflected” the emerald splash was Tower Of Gray. But, you must remember, I only did this to lure him into my trap, as we all know.
Next time was against the Sun. This time, I allowed the sun to deflect it, because I noticed that Jotaro was looking sad, so I predicted that if everything went according to plan, he would laugh and not be sad.
The next time was against DIO. I only did this to lure DIO closer, so that I could find out his Stand Powah. If I hadn’t, every one would have died, so you’re welcome Jotaro! Fortunately, Jotaro never has to worry about DIO or one of his subordinates ever again. After all, it’s not like he had a boyfriend or anything, right!
...right?
