How would SPTW win this

Return to zero, barrage, tree thingy (idk I didn't watch the part)

Upon laying my eyes to the two provided decisions, the word "Bruh" echoed out of every last orifice in my body. I was synchronous with with the Bruh, the Bruh was me.

And now my urethra, anus and pores are damaged from being the vessels of expression for the emotion which can literally only be described as "Bruh".

He was joking

Exactly it's so obvious it's pointless

Oh, it makes sense how you wouldn't know shasho. Allow me to enlighten you so you can be better for it.

You see, whenever he uses Return To Zero, he actually returns himself to the beginning of the day, and loses a limb. With every RTZ use, he dies more and more. Meaning this would be a battle of nutrition. You welcome.

Ah

In za video game I play GER's RTZ straight up teleports the enemy into the original spot they were standing in, dealing damage and blinding both players

@The Shashophille i think you missed the joke

B A T T L E O F N U T R I T I O N

@The Shashophille arent you in the shindo life wiki? if so tell kinda not his rant about rellgames was bullshit and can be easily debunked lol

What about infinite death loop