Stand name: uh'eog ot nilgh'ri shugnahoth

Stand user: me i guess

Stand appearance:

Stand abilities:

1. Samsonite Size-shifting: as the name implies, uh'eog ot nilgh'ri shugnahoth is able to manipulate its size freely

2. Tsavorite Teleportation: uh'eog ot nilgh'ri shugnahoth is able to freely teleport itself, its user, or both anywhere it wishes

3. Diorite Damnation: uh'eog ot nilgh'ri shugnahoth is able to teleport anything it wishes, be it organisms or solar systems, to the Rocc Realm, a place where the only thing that exists is a flat stone landscape with sporadically-placed statues of the stand's image. This realm expands for thirteen trillion light years and simply cuts off at the end. While in this realm, anything inside will instantaneously turn to stone and turn into one of the statues. This effect is unavoidable by any means. In this realm, the only sound is the Curb Your Enthusiasm intro playing at deafeningly high volumes.

4. Sedimentary Smite: uh'eog ot nilgh'ri shugnahoth can summon bolts of lightning similar to it in coloration and texture. These bolts can freely bend to hit a target and travel at 723 centillion times the speed of light. When they hit the desired target, they will ins tantly erase that object from all realities at all times, essentially making it so that they never existed, do not exist, and never will in any timeline or dimension. All traces of them having existed are erased due to this effect, except ones that benefit the user, but all memories of the person who caused these changes are lost, unless they benefit the user. The user can freely remember anything they wish about people they have smited(smote, smoten, smate, what the hell is the past tense of smite) and can freely allow others to remember.

5. Andesite Amalgamations: uh'eog ot nilgh'ri shugnahoth is able to create tentacled masses of flesh and andesite out of portals. These creatures can vary from barely different from a human to so horrifying they cause anyone observing them to lose their minds. They also vary in power, from insignificant to being able to eviscerate planets with ease. They are fully under the user's control.

6. Igneous Inferno: uh'eog ot nilgh'ri shugnahoth is able to create a ball of stone that, when a criteria set by the user is met, ignites into a conflagration that engulfs everything in a set radius, turning the things it burns into crystalline structures made entirely of various forms of igneous rock. The souls of any living creatures caught in the blaze are burned away, killing even the most resilient of creatures. The fire is not bound by conventional rules of fire, being able to spread even across empty space and exist in a vacuum. The fire does not affect the user or stand, as well as anything the user does not wish to be burned.

7. Granite Gravitation: uh'eog ot nilgh'ri shugnahoth is able to alter gravity however it wishes, even being able to create supermassive black holes with a thought.

8. Salzburgite Shield: uh'eog ot nilgh'ri shugnahoth is passively able to resist any form of negative influence inflicted on it, even if the user is placed under the illusion that it is not negative.

9. Salzburgite Sword: uh'eog ot nilgh'ri shugnahoth is passively not impeded by dimensional barriers, tears, or anything that may hinder its attacks. An omnipotent being could do anything in their power to attempt to hinder its attack, but it is impossible to stop uh'eog ot nilgh'ri shugnahoth's attacks.

10. Obsidian Omniscience: uh'eog ot nilgh'ri shugnahoth is able to give its user knowledge on anything they wish. This allows them to immediately understand another's ability and how to counteract it.

11. Inesite Immortality: The user does not age, nor does the stand become weaker with time. It is impossible to destroy this stand, as even if its shield were theoretically (since it is impossible for that to happen) broken, the stand and user would regenerate from any damage sustained.

12. Enargite Ensnarement: uh'eog ot nilgh'ri shugnahoth is able to create a field, designated by a stone structure resembling a spiderweb surrounding the entire area, where everything inside is completely frozen in time. This field can be made to encompass all of reality, including alternate timelines.

13. Magnesium Materiokinesis: uh'eog ot nilgh'ri shugnahoth is able to freely manipulate anything it wants in any way it wants, be it changing states of matter instantaneously, changing shape, creating entirely new states of matter previously impossible, etc

Stand Stats: comparable to shaggy rogers at 5% of his power