I'm fine with not being successful, I'm not okay with not having best buddies.

True. But still. Toppats got your back. Toppat King: Reginald pulled Henry up when he couldn't get up. Oh & Henry was dangling 100's of feet off the ground! T4L: Literally destroyed an entire Millertary base just to stop the Government from intervening. TCW: Literally kicked out henry & others because of Henry bringing shame, Etc.

To get to the point: The clan got your back.

Didn't Reginald betray Henry though

In one timeline yes. But only one, and got karma for it about 3 days later.

I'd like to join the gang that doesn't come with an extra 100% mortality rate

La Squadra? Why?

But here's the real Queastion. Who would win all La Squadra, or The entire Toppat clan?

Well, they can just use the weapons in their ship to use against them

Or bring out the guy with the robot face

Or call up Macbeth, or the guy who's bassically Nappa from dbz.