You can be really creative with 'Oh? You're approaching me?'.

'It was I, Dio!' Is one of the OG memes, and, although they can be a bit stale, can be pretty clever.

And the last one is just annoying.

"speedwagon is best waifu" is 9999x cringier and just plain unfunny

"ITAJR" is just annoying and overused especially when you try and speak with someone