Hol Horse is back to kill that God-damn lizard loser!
First off was @Holydiver42069 who came to say how dumb this series is. (I mean... he's not wrong! This series is pretty dumb!) But 682 then somehow criticized everything Holy ever made. Which just led to a pointless argument about fictional characters... And now 682 was permanently banned on Jojo Wiki for clout chasing! And Holy then became the richest person in America somehow by making a Jobin onlyfans!
"Wait... what?" Hol Horse blurted out. "Why...is this happening?!"
Then Gappy came again. He tried to kill 682 with spin but 682 chopped his balls off.
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BASKETBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" Gappy yelled out as 682 beat him up. Gappy was pummeled to death,
Then Kakyoin came. He tried to use Emerald Splash on 682. But 682 tail whipped Kakyoin to a nearby water tower! Kakyoin died... again!
Then @Jojo7779 came back to debate 682 about whether or not Diavolo has character. Sadly yet, fortunately. 682 won. This started a new revolution of Diavolo haters to finally show people the truth... Diavolo sucks!
Then Funny Valentine came. He tried to use D4C to kill 682. But 682 somehow became more patriotic to the point where FV f**king dies!
Then Okuyasu came. But 682 forced him to do a math problem.
"What's 23 divided by 5?" 682 asked. He raised an eyebrow/
Okuyasu replied with a "69!"
682 then threw Okuyasu to a gulag... to get re-educated.
"DAMN IT!" Hol Horse yelled. "WHY IS NOTHING WORKING?"
Hol Horse then sighed. He ate his Swedish Fish. He then yelled out "WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????" As he saw The Postal Dude cuddling Flim in his own bed?!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Hol Horse yelled. Jonathan Patrick was there. He narrowed his eyes.
"What?" Patrick said. "Damn it! I need more therapy to deal with this crap!"
The end:
@TheGuyWhoMakesAnimeArtOrSomething @Dictator Red @Babysharkboss2 @Bruhslayer1000 @Nocturnal4Ever Well. Hopefully, this was good. And I am proud of Holy for getting rich!
