Hol Horse is back to kill that God-forsaken little punk-a*** b*tch lizard with plot armor! The cowboy was really pissed off today. And he had a great plan to get rid of that punk!
First off, Hol Horse got Johnny Joestar to kill 682. But Johnny Joestar simply started crying due to his PTSD (Especially after 682 smashed him.) Johnny teared up. Which led to 682 just tapping Johnny’s back, confused and having a sense of… empathy?
“WAIT. What the hell?!” Hol Horse said, “This Goddamn lizard has pity?! The hell?!”
Then Hol Horse sent everyone who made those Araki forgotten memes. 682 narrowed his eyes.
“Oh GOD NO!” 682 said. “NOT THESE PUNKS!”
The losers started furiously writing posts that Araki forgot to write about 682’s hairline. But this pissed 682 off so much that he slowly ate all of them to death! (It also sounded like Walter White doing the funny with Spongebob.)
Then Polnareff came and summoned his stand, Silver Chariot. He tried to hit 682, but the lizard dodged and tail-whipped him to Detroit! But Polnareff came back in a wheelchair!
“The hell?!” 682 yelled out. He continued tapping the crying Johnny’s back.
“Time to die you lizard!” Polnareff yelled out in rage.
But then 682 took away Polnareff’s wheelchair. Which caused the French man to die.
Then Kira came in. He tries to use Killer Queen on 682. But then 682 pulled out Hayoto and threw him at Kira so hard that both of them blew up like it was a Michael Bay movie.
“NOOO!!!!” Kira yelled. “My weakness! CHILDREN!”
“DAMN IT!” Hol Horse yelled. He grumbled. Every time he tried to kill this SCP. It failed!
“WHY IS EVERYTHING I DONE FAILED?! WHY ISN’T PATRICK HERE!? It’s like some donut guy is ruining everything.”
“Uhh,” Cs stated, as he came back from Ohio. “Because I’m writing this story and how do you fail every time?”
Hol Horse sighed. “Damn! Never knew that would happen!”
Then Gyro Zeppeli came. He threw steel balls at 682. But 682 grabbed a gun and shot Gyro dead!
“Damn it!” Junior Researcher Patrick stated. He came back after his therapy session. “I came back to work to see you being unprofessional as hell?! Really sir?”
Patrick then took over from here. He sent The Postal Dude from the Postal movie to kill 682 first. But 682 then killed the movie dude.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Flim yelled out. “NOT MY BOYFRIEND!”
Patrick and Hol Horse widened their eyes.
“Uhh Flim. I thought that guy was your BF!” Cs said while being sucked into Ohio once again. He pointed at The Postal Dude while he was dragged into Ohio.
“Oh! YES!” Flim said while running towards Postal Dude. And they hugged each other.
Patrick sighed and proceeded to make more termination attempts.
Then Diavolo came. He tried to use his stand, King Crimson. But then a noise was heard.
“YOU F**ING B*STARD!” yelled out Mark Heathcliff as he shot Diavolo dead on the spot!
“LET’S GOOOOOOOO!!!” said about 99.9 percent of the multiverse said at the same time. “DIAVOLO IS DEAD!”
“Wait…” Mark said, face filled with confusion, and raised an eyebrow. “WHAT?!”
Then Jotaro came back. He somehow stabbed himself in the arm with a requiem arrow But due to how uncanon this is. 682 sent Jotaro to the canon gulag to understand what continuity is.
Then Postal Dude from Postal 1 tried to kill 682.
“Eat lead sucker!” He yelled out as he shot 682. But 682 then showed him the truth. @Babysharkboss2 was a woman! This insane turn of events caused Postal 1 Dude to have the usual mental breakdown!
“Damn, IT!” Cs yelled from Ohio as he watched the termination attempts at the subway. “When will this lizard die!” But, without Cs’ knowledge, RED was behind him. In his hand was a Postal Dude x Flim fanfiction?!
“Hey! Donut!” The demon spoke out. “You better read what I made! My greatest fan, Dictator RED, told me to read this!”
The end. (What did this series become?!)
@Dictator Red @TheGuyWhoMakesAnimeArtOrSomething @Nocturnal4Ever @Bruhslayer1000
