Just insult Josuke's hair and then immediately run away

I'd get my shit rocked but Josuke aint a killer

Ig but like being the most feared human alive wouldn’t be too bad either ngl

I'm a pacifist so I don't like the idea of a violent being having control over my body personally

Just go to the middle of nowhere and then accept the Anubis deal

Being a pacifist and taking the Anubis deal isn’t making yourself Violent G, it’s something you can’t control. It’s not like a pacifist can control what bugs they step on when they walk down the street. Just like a Pacifist can’t control what they do to people when they aren’t in control of their mind.

Not necessarily. You still allow Anubis to possess you (in this "would you rather" scenario, that is) knowing the possible consequences. While you may not have control over your body while possessed, you still waivered away your control consentually

Just have a 24 hour plane ride for lockdown.

Lockdown would shoot your plane down tho.

If Josuke beats me up I can just apologise and he can heal me