Star platinum: the PUNCH!

Magician's Red: there is no I in team, however, there are 6 I's in "F*ck it I don't care how big the room is, I cast fireball"

Hermit Purple: Punch for info

Hierophant Green: puppeteer or shoots emeralds, take your pick

Silver chariot: shooty sword knight

The fool: Sand, it's everywhere, get used to it!

Tower of Gray: it's a fly... with a powerful stinger

Dark Blue Moon: ♪under the sea♪

Strength: I have two questions: Why is the stand user an orangutan, and why is the stand a boat?

Ebony Devil: getting out your hatred by possessing crap

Yellow Temperance: The Blob

Hanged Man: throw the looking glass

Emperor: for his neutral special...

Empress: HIV to the next level

Wheel of Fortune: fast and furious

Justice: it just seems like necromancy with extra steps

Lovers: what happens to me happens to you

Sun: POV: Japan

Death Thirteen: Mario and Luigi: Dream Team

Judgement: you're not Robin Williams

High Priestess: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-8mAnIkNhs

Geb: false oasis

Khnum: your face isn't yours

Tohth: mint condition prediction

Anubis: Stand or user, take your pick, bruv

Bastet: curiosity fused the cats

Sethan: if we could turn back time, to the good old days

Osiris: bet your soul

Horus: ice age

Atum: bet your soul: the next level

Tenore Sax:

Cream: Later, in the void

The World: The PUNCH 2: Time stop boogaloo