DIO's Mansion

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Note:Merry Christmas and Happy holidays! This is weird and goofy and contains Blood. So if you don't like the red liquid please don't read this. Anyways enjoy!

The Story

It was a wonderful day at DIO's mansion. It is currently December. That means it was the Christmas season.

Mariah was wearing suspicious clothing, and Hol Horse was being Hol Horse. And DIO was laying down in his bed, enjoying life as he was drinking a strawberry milkshake because only evil people consume that Milkshake. He got up and sat down, putting his milkshake on the table not far away from the bed. He turned and smelled the weird and fruity aroma around his room. Hol Horse came into the room.

He wore an ugly Christmas sweater while eating some Swedish Fish.

He looked at DIO with a weird expression that said "What are you doing man?"

Hol Horse then walked into the room and sat on a chair near DIO'S bed.

"We set up the Christmas tree." Hol Horse stated.

"Ok and?" Said DIO while drinking his diabolical Strawberry milkshake.

"It's Christmas, that's what." Hol Horse replied. "That's why we set up a Christmas tree"

"Ok," DIO said. "Speaking of which. I have to tell you something Hol Horse."

"And What is that?" Hol Horse said while eating Swedish Fish.

"I want to fight Santa Claus. He's got a lot of power. And I want it." DIO said. He had a very weird and creepy smile while saying this.

Hol Horse was confused. But then he got mad and looked at DIO.

"DUDE, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? SANTA IS A GREAT PERSON WITH PEPPERMINTS FOR HIS HEART AND YOU WANT TO KILL HIM? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!" Hol Horse yelled with rage.DIO simply grabbed his Milkshake and continued drinking it. After he finished his disgusting shake, he stood up and pointed at Hol Horse.

"What's wrong with me trying my stand, the world against this legendary gift giver? It could be fun killing him while he eats his cookie." DIO stated.

By this point, Hol Horse was thinking DIO overdosed on Eggnog and Warheads.

"Are you kidding me?" He said. " You think you can beat Santa Claus? What is wrong with you and your FAKE JAYS!"

DIO felt offended by that comment so he threw his Shaq's at Hol Horse's face. It hit him, causing him to have a slight bruise, and ran off saying "F***ing A**hole!"

"Hmmm," DIO said. "That was weird."

Later twas Christmas eve. In the mansion, besides Hol Horse, Vanilla Ice, and DIO. It was silent, not even a creature was stirring. Not even a mouse. Hol Horse had insomnia and started drinking Water wondering why he had to fight a Whelk and The Joestars on the same day.

Vanilla Ice was writing fanfiction shipping himself with DIO because he was weird.

And DIO was sitting next to the chimney, waiting to fight that jolly old fat white guy who enslaved elves.

Suddenly a bang was heard in the chimney. Followed by climbing down and finally stepping down from the chimney. There was jolly old Saint Nick, in his fat jolly glory.

DIO looked in a savage "I'm gonna kill you" look at Santa.

"Ho Ho What the hell? Dio, I thought you were NOT that bad of a man. But you're being straight-up naughty at this point." The Old fat guy said. "I wish your father was a better dad."

DIO got triggered by this and summoned his stand, The World, and froze time.

Everything turned gray as DIO threw multiple knives in Kris Kringles' direction.

"Time continues," DIO said.

The knives were heading at the jolly fat man but Santa dodged and ran off giving all the nice people at the mansion presents. DIO chased him, wanting to take him out.

DIO found Santa Claus eating the cookies Hol Horse made. The smell of fresh cookies filled the room as chewing was heard. DIO decided to take Santa Claus head-on. He had the world and made it hit Santa but the jolly old fat guy dodged and punched DIO in the face. The pain was heard across the room. Blood and a tooth came out of DIO'S face.

DIO put his hand on his face and pointed at Santa.

"I will end you."

"DIO, I know you have a stand."

DIO was shocked. How did Santa Claus know he got a stand? He was drowning himself with Santa analysis.

"HOW DID YOU FIND OUT!" DIO yelled out in question.

"Ho Ho Ho. I can always know if someone has a stand. It's like a sixth sense even though I can't see it." Santa replied.

DIO now knew that Santa was no pushover. DIO stopped time once again saying "THE WORLD!"

The environment turned black and white as DIO slowly walked at Santa like a serial killer.

He started with a Stand barrage followed by more knife throwing.

"Time resumes," DIO said.

Santa held his stomach as many knives penetrated his beer belly.

A flash of crimson came out as Santa was bleeding.

"BEHOLD MY TRUE POWER SANTA!" DIO yelled. "TIME TO END YOU!"

Santa Claus held his stomach. Then Santa spoke.

"You don't know anything, DIO. Oh… you don't, you gay vampire." Santa said.

Santa then pulled a katana out. DIO stared at the fat guy in a very chaotic and cocktail tone.

They charged at each other and started fighting. DIO uses his stand to barrage Santa Claus while Santa was swiping with his katana.

None of the attacks hit. DIO decided to punch Santa in the gut.

It was a hit, making Santa Claus spit out blood and a tooth.

Santa landed on his knees, his stomach in pain.

"PREPARE TO DIE, YOU FAT WEAKLING!" DIO yelled in rage.

Santa got up. He knew he had to escape this Vampire or it would be over.

Santa did not waste any time. He chopped off DIO's arms. Followed by his legs. Blood was coming out everywhere as Santa Claus went back to the chimney.

DIO could not get his limbs back since he was now just a torso.

"HEY! GET BACK HERE! I WILL CRUSH YOU SANTA!" DIO yelled out. "I WILL STOP TIME AND KILL YOU IF I HAVE TO!"

"It's too late DIO. Can't you see? I did not want to fight you." Santa said putting away his katana. "You need to stay here. I got a job to do. Merry Christmas!" Santa continued. His sentence is more jolly in the end.

DIO lay down, looking at the ceiling. DIO wondered how he lost. He knew that he lost to Santa. He decided he just go and sleep. He knew it was useful as Jonathan's head. But he wanted to dream and forgot this night even happened.

The next day was Christmas. Hol Horse got up and opened his presents.

He walked and saw the carnage in the hallway.

"OH GOD, WHAT HAPPENED!" Hol Horse yelled out. "WHAT'S GOING ON!"

DIO woke up and looked at Hol Horse.

"Hey, Hol Horse. Can you hand me my limbs? I'll get you Swedish Fish in return."

Hol Horse grabbed all the limbs and gave them to DIO. Hol Horse got even more Swedish Fish that day.

THE END. Marry Christmas Jojo Wiki!

In DIO's mansion. Hol Horse was hungry and was eating Swedish fish. He was walking until he hears Vanilla Ice saying "OH LORD DIO! YES"

"WHAT'S GOING ON!" Hol Horse yelled.

He knew Vanilla Ice was doing something sus and busts down the door in Ice's room. The door busted into a million pieces as Hol Horse looks at Vanilla Ice writing fanfiction.

"Ice. WHAT IS THIS?" Hol Horse asked.

"Oh. I'm writing a story." Vanilla Ice answered.

"Let me read it then." Hol Horse stated.

Vanilla Ice handed the fanfic to Hol Horse.

Hol Horse examed the fanfic. THEN THE COWBOY BECOMES FILLED WITH RAGE.

"Hol Horse. Are you ok?" Vanilla Ice asked.

The cowboy slowly looks at the simp vampire with rage.

He grabbed his stand, the Emperor, and said "YOU MUST PAY FOR YOUR SINS!"

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Hopefully, this is a classic.