Hol Horse is back to kill that Goddamn lizard who can't die!
To start off, Hol Horse got Weather Report to kill 682. Weather used his stand but 682 dodged and ate him like a bag of Skittles.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Weather yelled out in terror as he was eaten.
Then Foo Fighters came and tried to kill 682 with a gun but 682 powered up and grabbed a poster and threw it at the greened haired tumble.
"OH NO!" F.F. said, "My only weakness... BILL CLINTON!"
The poster turned out to be a Bill Clinton poster. And F.F. melted to death.
Just like in real life. Bill Clinton came in, wearing nothing but some cowboy boots and a top hat. The president thought he was in the Burger King bathroom.
"WHAT DA HELL?!" 682 yelled as he ran towards the president. "WEAR SOME CLOTHES!"
As 682 ran towards him, but then Clinton no-clipped into the backrooms.
Then Andrew Tate came back but @Bruhslayer1000 stole all of Tate's cars. And 682 then rizzed Tate and let SCP-106 bright him to the local [REDACTED] dungeon.
Then Alessi tried to kill 682. But 682 had no childhood, so Alessi's stand was useless. And 682 ate Alessi as well.
Then @Bruhslayer1000 had another epiko battle with 682. But the lizard won gg ez.
Then @LAZYCRAZYGAMER had a debate with 682. And nobody won the debate. (The debate was whether or not Jotakak should be banned from existence btw) And yep. 682 didn't die.
Novel Kars then appeared. He tried to kill 682 with his plot armor but 682 sent Kars to Dinopedia. Where Scarylookinhobo killed Kars. This proved my theory that Dinosaurs and their fanbase solo Jojoverse and Jojo fandom!
"DAMN IT!" Hol Horse said as he was watching Breaking Bad while the termination attempts happen. "I DON'T WANT A FILLER EPISODE!"
Too bad for Whole Wheat Stallion, the fly episode played.
The end!
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