So I'm gonna do that. If it looks shit, I know, let me be mid in peace.
So I'm gonna do that. If it looks shit, I know, let me be mid in peace.
Name: Tenku Aoi
Nickname: Tank
Age: Physically in his mid-twenties
Height: 5'9
Weight: 140lbs
Gender: Male
Equipment: Something akin to a fidget spinner
Powers: Ripple, Spin, Stand
Personality: Happy-go-lucky, kind, fun-loving, naive
Likes: Hard Rock Music, American Fast Food.
Dislikes: Senseless Violence, Greed, Cruelty
Bio: The Year was 1969. Tenku had made it to America from a distant land, Japan. He landed in California around the San Francisco area two years prior, in 1967. He was a truly bizarre creature believed only to be a myth, a Kitsune, which was a fox that had become enlightened through practice of a strange technique known as Ripple. Despite this, the world did not seem to know what Ripple was, and instead utilized a form of geometry as their strength. This fascinated Tenku. Having developed a Stand from his time lingering near the Wall Eyes in the middle of a secret forest. His stand awakened, he wanted to learn more about the world and it's culture, it's geometry, and it's people. And what better place than the melting pot of all peoples, America? Boarding a ship, he made his way to the United States where he landed in California. While there, he sought people to teach him this Spin technique, but he had no luck. And given his odd appearance, most people tended not to serve him or even talk to him. After all, who would dare interact with a guy with fox ears and a tail? But he did manage to find friends in that he met a guy named Jonah Joestar, a wannabe rock star who knew how to shred a Guitar. Tenku wasn't Super good at guitar, but he found that he did have musical talent, so he learned and became a back-up guitarist. Jonah and Tenku would begin to put together a little band that they would eventually call "Stitching Colors". They tried making it big, but they wouldn't get picked up. That was until they heard about a particular concert blowout taking place in the town of Bethel in Sullivan County, New York. The festival was called "Woodstock". They loaded up into an old van painted down with the craziest of imagery, fantastic animals, and plenty of rainbows, flowers, and sunshine. They began their quest, but I think I'll spare you the rest. I might actually turn this into an RP series at some point, so...
「Rose-Colored Boy: Walking on Sunshine」
Rose-Colored Boy is the same type of Stand as Hermit Purple, mostly because it's user possesses training in Ripple. This means the stand can manifest as gold vines that can allow the user to see things precognitively the same way Joseph Joestar's stand could. It can take a humanoid form as well. This form is loosely called "Rose-Colored Boy: Walking on Sunshine". It's secondary ability is called "Electric Light Orchestra" (ELO for short). It allows the user to generate various waves within the electro magnetic spectrum. That means he can generate Radio Waves, Micro Waves, Infrared, Color Spectrum, Ultra Violet Waves, X-rays, and even Gamma rays. This also was based on Ripple. Ripple is said to be the same energy as that of the sun, and the sun puts off all of these. Offensively, most often, ELO is used to generate laser beams (the sun is a deadly laser. Lol). This light generation and manipulation allows the stand to be seen by even non-stand users when it wishes to.
The Stand is mostly a Close Ranged Power Type. We asked Tenku to tell us it's stats, but he didn't know how to fill it out, so just assume it's probably physically the same as Killer Queen. Evolution is probably unlikely without Requiem or something external.
Hermit Purple, a Stand used by elderly Joseph Joestar in Stardust Crusaders and Diamond is Unbreakable parts. It allows user to extract psychic information from electronic devices and enables him to travel via vine swinging.
Plus the ability to absorb Stands. Once you defeat a Stand User, you can extract a Stand from their bodies by stabbing them with Hermit Purple's vines. Because you don't get an ally for a journey to Egypt, Steely Dan won't be included because he requires a second person to remove his Stand from your brain.
Stand Gauntlet:
Tower of Gray
Dark Blue Moon
Strength
The Devil
Yellow Temperance
The Hanged Man
The Emperor
Empress
Wheel of Fortune
Justice
The Sun
Death Thirteen
Judgement
High Priestess
N'Doul
Tohth & Khnum
Anubis
Bastet
Sethan
Osiris
Horus
Atum
Cream
The World
Would you lose?
Jonathan Joestar: N/A
N/A
Joseph Joestar: Hermit Purple Requiem
Requiem Ability: The Hermit's Pilgramage
This ability allows for the user to enter a dimension in which nothing, including Stands, can get in or out besides the user and the user's Stand. In this dimension, all injuries that the user has sustained after getting Hermit Purple Requiem are healed. The user can observe the outside world, but to outside observers, it appears as though the user has vanished off the Earth.
The Spin can't track the user through the dimension.
Jotaro Kujo: Star Platinum Requiem
Requiem Ability: Star's Eye
This ability allows Star Platinum Requiem to copy any other Stand ability that the user sees, not including Requiem abilities. Star Platinum Requiem turns the inverse of the color of the Stand that it's copying using Star's Eye.
Note: Time Stop's duration is tripled to 15 seconds in Stardust Crusaders and Stone Ocean and only 3-6 seconds in Diamond is Unbreakable.
Josuke Higashikata: Shining Diamond Requiem
Requiem Ability: Morphing
This ability allows the user to morph Crazy Diamond into any shape. If Crazy Diamond is morphed into a tool, it can break anything, including diamond.
Giorno Giovanna: Golden Wind Requiem
Link to the page: https://jojo.fandom.com/wiki/Gold_Experience_Requiem
(Note: I haven't finished STONE OCEAN.)
Disclaimer:This is a joke story so please don't take it seriously. Anyways let's go!
The Story:
Joseph Joestar was walking around New York. When suddenly, a lot of horrible Anime & Game characters showed up at his location.
The characters came to kill Joseph Joestar because he was better than all of them & wanted to make everything cringe.
Starting was Monkey D Luffy & everyone from One Piece. They tried to take out Joseph Joestar with their goofy ahh rubber powers but Joseph Joestar used hamon infused water on them, killing them instantly. Then Joseph Joestar started drinking One Piece fan tears
Then Kaiju Anime Girls started approaching Joseph.
"OH MY GOD! NOT THESE PEOPLE!" Joseph Joestar yelled.
The Kaiju Girls became pissed off & started charging at Joseph Joestar. But Joseph Joestar got the Oxygen Destroyer, and threw it at the Kaiju women, killing them instantly.
Then everyone from Elden Ring came but Kratos killed all of them in 5 minutes and took their Game of the Year award. Then Joseph killed all of the Elden Ring players.
Following Elden Ring was everyone from Dark Souls. Joseph Joestar decided to toy with them
"The next line you say is 'YOUR A F***ING CASUAL!' That's the one!"
"YOUR A F***ING CASUAL! Wait WHAT?" During the Dark Souls' state of confusion. Joseph hamon overdrove them to death!
Then Team RWBY came along & tried to kill Joseph Joestar with their monster-slaying equipment but Joseph Joestar seduced them & told them to fight some random dude across the street.
But that "random dude" was Yoshikage Kira who blew them up and took their hands.
Next up was Bloodborne & every other Froms Software game character who came to avenge Dark Souls & Elden Ring.
Joseph decided to toy with them again.
"Today is Friday in California."
Everyone from the horrible games made by that awful game company was confused.
"SHOOT!" Suddenly Joseph Joestar pulled out a Tommy gun & shot all of them dead right on the spot.
Then Naruto & everyone else from the show pulled up, seeing the utter carnage Joseph Joestar had caused so far.
"Why would you do this?" Naruto asked.
Joseph Joestar just simply threw his Jacket at the group of Ninjas.
It turned out that the jacket was filled with grenades which blew up all of the Naruto characters, killing them instantly.
Then came Joker from Persona. Joseph Joestar just used his stand, Hermit Purple & electrocuted Joker to death before anything happened. Then everyone else from Persona came but Joseph Joestar was distracted because he was killing off everyone from Homestuck who showed up for no reason.
After Joseph murdered all of them with his crackers. The crew from Persona came, but Joseph Joestar grabbed a coca cola bottle & use hamon to open the cap, which penetrated through all of the Persona user's heart.
"There were a lot of stand users there." Joseph Joestar said in a comedic tone.
Then every Mobile game character came & tried to kill Joseph Joestar with their horrible ads but Joseph bashed all of their heads on the ground with his Sledgehammer. After killing all of the mobile game characters brutally, Joseph Joestar got confused.
"Wait. Something is missing here. What is it?" Joseph stated, his face confused.
Jojo was proven right when everybody from the hit mobile game Raid Shadow Legends appeared in front of him. They started using their generic fantasy D&D bs as well as their God-awful ads to Joseph.
But Mr. Joestar was not phased when he used two crossbows he found to shoot all of them to death. But they were still alive so Jojo lit them on fire for good measure. Which killed all of them.
Then, all of the annoying humanoid characters from the Godzilla anime trilogy. Joseph Joestar just used a hamon zoom punch in tribute to his Grandpa which crush all of their hearts & blowing up, leaving fresh crimson & guts to stain all over the alley.
Then every Apex Legends & PUBG character came to kill Joseph Joestar. But Joseph Joestar used the red stone of Aja to turn them into a pool of flesh because all of them were undead somehow.
Then everyone from League of Legends came but died because they were in sunlight.
Then all of the Yandere girls came but Joseph Joestar seduced them & told them to fight Jojo's Bizarre Wiki. Due to them being stupid. The Yanderes were stupid & did exactly so, being murdered by HolyDiver69420 & Dictator Red.
Following the Yanderes were the femboys from Anime led by Astfolo.
But Joseph Joestar killed them by throwing a holy bible in their direction.
Then all of the Romance & NSFW Anime characters tried to destroy Joseph Joestar with masculinity killers. But using willpower. Joseph Joestar killed all of them.
Joseph Joestar found out that they were the deadliest characters he fought so far.
Next up was Tracer & everyone from Overwatch. Joseph Joestar simply just killed all of them with TF2 weapons he found next to a dumpster.
Everyone from Demon Slayer tried to reach Joseph Joestar but Doomguy killed them for ripping him off.
Then Psjkai came. Joseph Joestar could not figure out what they looked like to the point that Pjskai got removed from existence. Following them was Deku & everyone else from My Hero Academia. Joseph Joestar was disgusted & grabbed an airplane, crashing it into the characters. Killing them instantly. Well all for except All Might. Which led to an ultimate fight. But Joseph Joestar won by hitting All Might below the belt so hard that he was erased & was sent to Jojo's Bizarre Wiki as an article. But then Lazycrazygamer convinced Minoverheaven to delete All Might forever.
Then Giorno Giovanna & every other Character that originated from Part 5 showed up to kill all Part 2 characters because they were salty & jealous. Giorno did RTZ. But Joseph Joestar pulled an Uno reverse card & sent Giorno Giovanna & friends to an infinite death loop. But Joseph spared Mista for no reason at all.
Then FNAF & Undertale tried to team up to kill Joseph but Joseph just used Sunlight Yellow overdrive on all of them. Which sent them to Dinopedia to get made fun of to death by the users.
Finally, last but not least. All of the Fortnite people came & landed from the battle bus to kill Joseph Joestar. But Joseph Joestar had one last trick up his sleeve. Joseph Joestar hit all of them with an infinite HFTF cheese Caesar super ultra street fighter 2 combo that hit them so hard that it sent them to hell to be punished by RED & Satan for eternity.
After that absolute massacre. Joseph Joestar went to a Delhi.
"Yes, can I order a sub sandwich?"
The end.
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I don't know if it was discussed before, but I have recently heard about a Blackpink song named Pink Venom. It inspired me to think of a Stand with the same name. What powers would it have?
I was thinking about powers inspired by Medusa. Either hair snakes that shoot petrifiying blasts or snake "vines" (much like Hermit Purple) that do the same.
I would love to hear your own ideas in the comments.
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So what If we took star platinum, then wrapped hermit purple around him and put hamon into hermit purple to give star platinum Hamon armor, then gave star platinum silver chariots sword and armor, as well as sand armor and wings from the fool, then wrapped heirophant green around the sword so it could be shot off then pulled back and reattached, as well as put heirophant green on star platinums back so he can shoot emeralds, then light the sword on fire with magicians red