Hol Horse is back to kill that FILTHY HORRIBLE AWFUL COMMUNIST LIZARD WITH PLOT ARMOR! He was tired of the one million billion 69 hundred failed attempts to kill this lizard. And all the year of 2023 is ENDING?! HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS AND DANNY DEVITO!
Hol Horse woke up in the foundation room he was provided by the foundation. Only to see Flim and the Postal Dude smoking health pipes and being gay for the first time I guess. Hol Horse jumped into the sky like Peppino Spaghetti and screamed out in seven different languages across time and space.
“OH GOD NOOOO! IS THIS THE SEASON FINALE OR SOMETHING?!”
“Yes! Hol Horse, it is the season finale of THIS SERIES FROM HELL!” Shouted almost everyone in the series besides Dr. Bright, who was smoking the latest version of SCP-420-J.
Hol wasted no time whatsoever. He got up and walked towards the same dusty old containment chamber Hol Horse knew way too much!
“Let's go and finally do this!” Hol Horse shouted as he grabbed a gigantic bucket of KFC. “It's time to kill this suspicious as hell lizard for obese and get paid in Swedish Fish!”
Junior Researcher Jonathon Patrick only started in pure, utter disgust for a second.
“Why haven't you got paid for money instead of Swedish fish?!”
The testing soon started after SCP-682 smashed Johnny Joestar into next Tuesday (It was gross and Johnny said he enjoyed it. Why man? Why?) Hol Horse began by sending in the PILLAR MEN INTO THE FIGHT! Kars, Santana, Wamuu, and Esidisi all pulled up into the containment chamber. They all fired their attacks in the most tactical way humanly possible but 682 had plot armor and screamed out “HAMON BEAT!!!?” out loud and killed all of them in a bloody mess of organs and SODA?!
“OH GOD DAMN IT!” Hol Horse yelled out like he had just seen the gore display happening in front of him. “I thought that would work! Oh God!”
“Didn't you already do this before in the previous episodes?” Asked Mark Heathcliff who was now a junior Researcher for some reason.
“YEAH but not all together!” Hol Horse shouted back in pure and utter confusion.
After that Hol Horse decided to give Dr. Shaw (Yeah I'm changing his name to Shaw because real drama ruins everything) a requiem arrow. But the foundation took it away and officially said this at the intercom: “Hol Horse you stupid pointless Goddamn idiot. You should never get some absolute psychopath like DR. ELIAS SHAW A REQUIEM ARROW JUST TO KILL ONE OF THE DEADLIEST SCPS WE HAD EVER! Do you want to cause the whole world to end? Do you? Because you almost did. That's it, the O5 Council officially will make you watch Season One of Better Call Saul and the fly episode of Breaking Bad. Thank you and stop being a dumbass for once in your life, you b#tch!”
Hol Horse frowned and sounded as the next termination attempt happened. Then sadly, Babysharkboss2 came in and tried to kill 682 in yet another FNAABW episode out of nowhere but 682 instead retconned everything because he hated FNAF Jojo crack story.
“PATHETIC!” shouted 682 as he went inside and grabbed some random guy named ‘2BDamned’ and killed him.
“Jesus Christ,” Jonathan Patrick said as he saw the utter chaos. “First I see some random containment beaches everywhere and now this? What's next? Omni Man going to show up or something?”
“That's funny…” Postal Dude said as he committed [REDACTED] with Flim yet again. Traumatizing everyone sadly. “Because OMNI MAN IS OFFICIALLY COMING OVER HERE!”
Then OMNI MAN from the hit show INVINCIBLE came in and tried to kill 682. Shooting lasers at him and trying to punch him. But the angry SCP quickly came over, grabbed OMNI MAN, and decapitated him.
Jonathan Patrick only stared in pure and utter confusion and shock as he stared at the same weird expression he always had as he heard the utter sound of utter dread and terrorism combined with unfortunate son. “Why is everything so weird af right now?” Asked Jonathon…
“ARE YOU THIS STUPID?!” Hol Horse yelled out as he did the invincible meme while the Invincible theme song played in the background. “THINK PATRICK THINK! YOU NEVER THOUGHT THAT WE WERE NOT GOING TO HAVE A WEIRD DAY?! YOU'RE AN IDIOT! WE ALWAYS HAVE WEIRD DAYS! YOU'RE A FOOL! A COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!”
“And you got shot by your own bullet!” Pat snapped back.
Hol Horse pulled out a gigantic cartoon frown as he got the next termination attempt underway.
The chaos continued as SCP-250 and Flim's dad came in and tried to kill 682. The dinosaur skeleton tried to bite on 682’s neck while Flim's Russian father opened up a load of buckshot into the lizard via a Benelli M4. 682 only mumbled out “PATHETIC!” As he literally went over and ate all of them without a word. Patrick and Hol Horse could still hear the screams to this day.
“Oh God dammit!” Flim said after he heard the utter chaos of his Russian father dying. Tears in his eyes. “Oh come on man! My father is dead! What the actual hell?”
Unfortunately for the Guy who makes Anime art or something, he could have sworn he heard his mom coming into the main spot for research until he heard Hol Horse yell “HA RUV IS DEAD HE SUCKS LMAO!”
“Shut up!” Pat said back as Jotaro Kujo and some random nun lady came in with a surprised look on her face.
“Son?” She asked as she went in.
But before Flim can answer. The next termination attempt happened. This time it was the composite stand USER?! It pulled out its monstrous stand combo that is utterly disgusting to look at. The thing immediately tried to kill 682 but the Lazycrazygamer came out of absolutely nowhere and pulled out a… what's that? Oh JESUS CHRIST NO IT'S A KFC DEEP FRYER?!
“This series is the worst shit ever written on Jojo Wiki!” Lazy yelled as he stared at everyone. Even the Postal Dude who was drinking a lot of leftover eggnog from yesterday's God awful SCP Site 19 Christmas Party run by Flim's mom (Sarvente) as well as just getting done refilling his weapons.
“Stop that! You can't just do another stupid shitty RETCON LAZY!” Postal Dude yelled as Spencer Middleton and Andrew Tate showed up behind Lazy to kill Lazy. “What if the world ended or something?”
“I don't care if this is your CANON EVENT!” Yelled Lazy as he heard Miguel O'Hara's music coming behind him. “I swear to God I will kill SCP-682 AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!”
“NOOOOOOO LAZY PLEASE!” Said Hol Horse as he suddenly became drunk, threw a bag of Swedish fish at the Jojo Wiki user, and caused a containment breach. SCPS and guards came out as Lazy pressed the secret button on the deep fryer and accidentally rested the universe.
The End?!
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