Phantom Blood:
Johnathan: Dio and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Zeppeli: *Sighing* What did Dio do?
Johnathan: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Dio: Who wants a steering wheel?
Battle Tendencies:
Caeser, going over Joseph's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
Joseph: Yes
Caeser: Okay... may I know what you create?
Joseph: Problems.
SDC:
Kakyoin: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Jotaro: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
DiU:
Okuyasu: Wake me up…
Josuke: Before you go go!
Koichi: When September ends…
Rohan: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
GW:
Giorno: Can I be frank with you guys?
Abbachio: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Bruno: Can I still be Bruno?
Narancia: Shh, let Frank speak.
SO:
Jolyne: Hey Ermes.
Ermes: Yes?
Jolyne: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Ermes:
Ermes: Where’s F.F?
SBR:
Johnny: Nothing in life is free.
Gyro: Love is free!
Diego: Adventure is free.
Hot Pants: Knowledge is free.
Valentine: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
I was bored