If u had a stand which one would it be.

I'd like to have sticky fingers

I think this is supposed to be Fem Nara

I like to think I’m funny, also I can’t draw Mista

So pretty much we say a jojo quote but we change out the vowel for the next one over, and we guess what the quote is. (A->E->I->O->U->Y *technically*)

Ill go first, “End thet's wha o tyrnid uni uf yuyr postuls ontu o benene”

I liked it but their was a few flaws.

Could someone tell me why people say this arc is bad. I think that sandman working for Funny Valentine was kind of out of character but other then that I don’t see any other reason for this arc being bad. Also I am sad that sandman died.

Stone Ocean is TBA DAMMIT

Like yeah, part 6 is cool and all, but dammit, I want Ghost Kira!

This'll be jotaro part 4....as part 3 would be unfair and wouldnt be canon.

So here's how this is gonna go.

Jotaro after not hearing about polnereff for years decides to go look into italy.

He starts by searching down on the small parts of a mafia..learns about the staggering amount of stand users in the mafia and ties it to polnereff's disappearance...when he hears about popo. and here. we, go.

Since jotaro is apart of the speedwagon foundation and there are no lines to the outside.

he can have resource drops at any time and because he's prepared to fight multiple stand users we are going to give some items to him.

Jotaro gets. a lighter,ball bearings, a direct money line incase he needs to restock on something, rifle bullets...and a watch.

Now illl get the huge elephant in the room...jotaro's goals is to.

1.find polnereff

2.end the mafia.

And jotaro is willing to kill as most the members will be risking there own lives to murder him...but he also is willing to show mercy

Ill start out jotaro's first encounter and you guys can decide the rest.

Jotaro walks into popo's cells questioning him about the mafia...pop gives off his godfather statement and they get into a close fight....jotaro wins via his sheer speed and proceeds to look into the branches of passione.

Ight you guys decide next how this would go.

This is before the events of golden wind so...lasquadra is still loyal and giorno isnt in the story

I'm to scared to do it just because I was banned for a month for making some edits and uh *cough* adding to some joke page

Bowie Kira: Alright, so you're me, but from the future?

Kosaku-Kira: Yes. And I'm trying to hide my identity so that the Joj Gang don't find me, but if I suppress my murderous urges for a second longer, I'M GONNA HAVE A BREAKDOWN BREAKDO--

Matured Kira: Don't worry, you come up with a solution. Or, more like that magic arrow that gave us our Stand came up with one.

Kosaku-Kira: What the--

Bowie Kira: Oh great, now there's three of us.

Matured Kira: And three bombs.

Kosaku-Kira: We only have the first bomb and Sheer Heart Attack. What do you mean "three"?

Matured Kira: Observe. *grabs Hayato* Child, if you don't tell that random guy over there that I'm Kira, I'll kill you and your mom.

Hayato: No!

Matured Kira: WHAT WAS THAT, BOY?!

Hayato: Okay! Okay! I'm sorry! *goes up to random guy* That man with the ugly haircut is named Yoshikage Kira.

*BTD activates*

Kosaku-Kira: We only have the first bomb and Sheer Heart Attack. What--

Matured Kira: --do you mean "three"? Well, time reset thanks to my third bomb!

*BTD stands on top of Hayato's head, giving a thumbs up*

Bowie Kira: How is it that small?

Matured Kira: He's trying his best, okay?! Leave him alone!

*Random guy explodes because of fate or whatever*

DMQ Kira: That's Bite The Dirt or something, right?

Matured Kira: Bites The Dust.

DMQ Kira: Right. Damn, did I really have 3 different looks?

Bowie Kira: I'm as surprised as you are.

DMQ Kira: Wow, I was pretty handsome when I was alive. And now too, I guess.

*Collective shock from the other 3 Kiras*

Bowie Kira: I-I'm sorry, what?!

Kosaku-Kira: You had better be joking!

Matured Kira: He has to be. If he's really dead, how is he talking to us?

DMQ Kira: Simple. *phases through Kosaku* I'm a ghost.

Bowie Kira: This went from 0 to 100 real f*cking quick!

Part 8 Kira: I guess.

Bowie Kira: Who are you, exactly?

Part 8 Kira: Yoshikage Kira.

Matured Kira: Okay, when the hell do we become a sailor?!

DMQ Kira: I don't think we do.

Matured Kira: SHUT UP! YOU COULDN'T EVEN SAY BITES THE DUST RIGHT!

Bowie Kira: There's always a chance he isn't actually us... So, your name is Kira?

Part 8 Kira: Yeah.

Bowie Kira: Where do you live?

Part 8 Kira: Morioh's villa area.

Bowie Kira: Are you married?

Part 8 Kira: No.

Bowie Kira: Do you have a Stand?

Part 8 Kira: Yes. *summons AU Killer Queen* I call it Killer Queen. Its ability revolves around explosives and has a tracking bomb called Sheer Heart Attack.

Bowie Kira: What a coincidence. *summons his Killer Queen* My name is also Yoshikage Kira, and I happen to live in Morioh's villa area and I'm not married and also have a bomb Stand called Killer Queen with a tracking bomb called Sheer Heart Attack that just so happens to look exactly like that one. (He says that part really fast)

Part 8 Kira: Oh, so you're me, huh? Then what did you get when you first saw the Mona Lisa and looked at her hands?

Bowie Kira: An erection.

Part 8 Kira: Huh... Guess you're me after all.

Kosaku-Kira: And me!

Matured Kira: And me!

DMQ Kira: And me!

Bowie Kira: So, I take it you happen to be a serial killer.

Part 8 Kira: What?! Why would you think that?!

Bowie Kira: Oh, come on. Why else would you have Killer Queen, a Stand made specifically to hide evidence of murders?

Part 8 Kira: "Hide evidence of"-- This Stand doesn't "hide" shit! It's explosions are not only noticeable, but don't even destroy the whole target sometimes! Watch. *throws a bomb at tree outside* Notice how there's still a lot of evidence of tree?!

Bowie Kira: That's a lot different than my Killer Queen... What about Sheer Heart Attack?

*Part 8 Kira summons the multiple SHAs. He controls them around a bit, too*

Bowie Kira: Huh... Looks like he's not the same us. Well, he is the same us, just different.

Kosaku-Kira: Shit... Uh, he was just joking! He was joking! It's a common joke he tells to everyone! I should know, I'm also him!

Part 8 Kira: No! I'm calling the f*cking cops! *calls the f*cking cops* Hello, police?! I'm standing next to a serial killer! His name is Yoshika--

*Time resets*

Matured Kira: Now, you can't tell anyone about me or me or me or me without time resetting.

Part 8 Kira: MOTHERFU--

Bowie Kira: Hold on. If I'm Kira, and you're Kira, and everyone else is Kira, then who was flickering the lights?

*Light Yagami stares creepily whilst flickering the lights*

Light (Also Kira): ITS DEATH TIME ME BOYS!!! *gets out a pen*

All Kiras: OH GOD OH F--

Disc's Stand.

Stand: Speed Up

Namesake: Song by the Funkerman

Stand Appearance: None, as it is a phenomenon stand

Ability: The user gradually raises their speed every 5 seconds(it goes up by 5 MPH) until they reach about 200MPH(321.869 KPH) if they go over that then they will:

1. Have their clothes be set on fire, because they can't handle that.

2. Their brains won't be able to process what's going on at that speed.

Their one setback other than going over 200MPH is that they start at 10MPH when they start using their ability, so there is a pretty big window to try and get hits on them before they start becoming too fast.

No's Stand:

Name: Heavy Dirty Soul

Localized Name: Weighted Filth Soul

Namesake: Heavy Dirty Soul by Twenty One Pilots

Ability: it makes things heavier by making them more and more unclean, basically dirt or mud will get in the small pockets of air on objects, for instance the indents on a wooden table

Stats:

Destructive Power: B

Speed: A

Range: A

Persistence: C

Precision: B

Potential: B

Appearance: if you want to draw one feel free to do so

Give me your reasons why you vote that person

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