Funnier Valentine

“	I condemn you, Enrico Pucci. You are a sinner. For seeking a way to heaven for yourself alone when you should be leading others, you will be punished. This empty red planet is beautiful isn't it? Allowing you to die here is an expression of the deep, genuine compassion I have for you.	”
—Funnier swears to kill Pucci in JORGE JOESTAR Chapter 10: The H.G. Wells

Funnier Valentine
Japanese Name	フィニーー・ヴァレンタイン
Romanized Name	Faniā Varentain
Stand	Rear Window
Profile
Age	~50
Birthday	1962
Gender	Male
Nationality	American
Hair Color	Blond
Occupation	Astronaut
Other Information
Relatives	The Funniest Valentine (son) Funny Valentine (father)
Status
Status	Deceased
Date of Death	2012
Cause of Death	Escape pod blown up by U-Boat
Media
Novel	JORGE JOESTAR Chapter 6: The Island

President Funnier Valentine (おかしなバレンタイン - Okashina Barentain) is a minor antagonist from the light novel JORGE JOESTAR. He is from the 37th universe and is the user of the Stand, Rear Window. He is an old astronaut, piloting the manned flight to Mars and its secret third moon.

He is the son of Funny Valentine, and the father of The Funniest Valentine.

Appearance

Funnier Valentine appears with long, curly hair shaped into thick rings. He appears with wrinkles and wears a black uniform. It has three rows of stars, and wears a turtleneck with an eagle on the front.

Like his father, he wears a pair of net-patterned gloves. Due to his age, he appears with wrinkles and thick eyebrows.

Personality

Funnier is as patriotic as his bloodline and is often also the leader of any groups he comes across, like the mars mission. He stays relatively calm and is very good at acting since nobody in the crew expected his plan, not even Jorge.

He is revealed to be a deceiving and cunning man at the end. He kills his crew in order to achieve his goal. He consciously understands a persons true colors and nature, speaking about his crew and even calling Pucci a sinner even as a servant of God.

History

The information below derives from a source not written by Araki. As such, it may or may not be considered canon^W.

Background

Born in 1962, Funnier Valentine decided to become an astronaut instead of the President of the United States like his father. In July of 1997, a giant metal plate from Giotto^W had fell from the sky and destroyed Enrico Pucci's house, killing his entire family. Valentine had snuck there to read the message.

Prior to the novel placement, Funnier had been in touch with Kars and his 37 counterparts for eleven years. Planning his return, in exchange Kars would not eat any Americans.

2012 (Mars' Third Moon)

Funner Valentine, now aboard the H.G. Wells as its captain, encounters Joji and Narancia on his ship; and has them tied up onto a bed. Narancia attacks them, and ends up getting his lower jaw shot clean off. Some time later, their ship is caught by an odd phenomenon's tentacles, The Eyed Balloon.