Kira’s Introduction (Subbed):
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Rohan’s “I Refuse”:
I refuse! One of the things I, Rohan Kishibe, like the most is to find someone who thinks they're some hot sh*t, and say 'No' right to their faces!
Jotaro vs DIO Monolgue (Romaji):
DIO: Tsugi wa Jotaro, kisama da!
Jotaro: Yarou… DIO!
DIO: Ho… mukatta kuruno ka? Nigetsu ni kono DIO ni chikazuite kuruno ka? Sekkaku sofu no Josefu ga watashi no Za Warudo no shotai wo. Shiken shuryu chaimu chokuzen made mondai yo toitte iru jukensee ne you na? Kisshi koita kibun de wo shietekure ta to yuu no ni?
Jotaro: Chikadzu kanaka teme wo buchi no me tenain de na.
DIO: Hoho! Dewa juubun chikazukanai youi.
Jotaro: Ora!
DIO: Noroi, noroi! Za Warudo wa saikyou no Sutando da. Jikan wa tomezetomo, supiido to paowa to te omae no Suta Purachina yoryuu enna no towa!
Jotaro: Ore no Suta Purachina to onaji taipu wo Sutando nara. Enkyori enai kenai da, paowa to semitsu na bokina dekiru.
Funny Valentine’s Napkin Speech:
Suppose that you were sitting down at a table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.
Diavolo’s Italian Monologue:
Nessuno può sfuggire dal destino scelto. Rimane il risultato che voi sarete distrutti. L'eterna cima esiste solo per me. Puoi cantare canzoni di tristezza nel mondo senza tempo.
Torture Dance Lyrics:
Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level coming from my mind! Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level coming from my mind!
Aahh! We're Golden Wind! (Kono me amareri maroreri merare maro) Aaaaaaah haa aah! We're Golden Wind! (Kono me amareri maroreri merare maro)
It's like a burning sunrise! (Ahí makareru makare punpun kete) It's like a burning sunset! (Ahí makareru makare punpun kete) It's like a burning sunrise! (Ahí makareru makare punpun kete) It's like a burning sunset!
Aahh! We're Golden Wind! (Kono me amareri maroreri merare maro) Aaaaaaah haa aah! We're Golden Wind! (Kono me amareri maroreri merare maro)
Yeah! It's like a Golden Wind! I'm dancing for your mind I'm shaking like a Shaking like a Shaking like a Shaking like a Shaking like a Like a burning Golden Wind
Spread wide your Golden Wind Why don't you dance to swing? I'm swinging like a Swinging like a Swinging like a Swinging like a Swinging like a Swinging like a Golden Wind!
Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level coming from my mind! (Comin' from my mind!) Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level coming from my mind! (Comin' from my mind!)
It's like a burning sunrise!
DIO to Polnareff Monologue:
Polnareff, have you ever considered why humans wish to live? Humans live hoping to conquer their anxieties and fear, and attain peace of mind. Seeking fame, controlling others, and acquiring wealth are all done to achieve peace of mind. Marriage and friendship are also pursued as means of attaining peace of mind. When humans say they wish to help others, or that a thing is done for love or justice...it's all merely to give themselves peace of mind. To achieve peace of mind is the goal of all mankind. Now, given that, what anxiety could you possibly feel towards serving me? Any other peace of mind would come easily if you do. Doesn't challenging me, even knowing that it may spell your death, bring you anxiety? You are a very capable Stand user. It's a waste to kill you. Why not cut ties with Joestar and the others, and serve me for eternity? I can promise you peace of mind for eternity.
DIO Victory Speech:
Finally, Jotaro's Star Platinum has been defeated by My The World. Immortality! Eternal Life! And Stand Power! This proves that no one can surpass I, DIO! Puny humans, I shall rule over you all! Bow before my knowledge and might!
Anasui vs Bohemian Rhapsody:
Look at this, Weather. What a crappy guidebook! None of the characters are on it! I want to see the Disney characters goddammit! Where the f*ck is Mickey?
Stroheim Quote (Romaji):
BRRRRRRRAAAAAKAMONOGAAAA!!!! DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI!!
Kira Yoshikage Duwang:
What a beautiful Duwang! (chew) There must be no other place as pretty as this town. This feels like a picnic.