I decided to make more content for the blog posts. So here ye go! A rap battle between the first and mos recent Jojos! The link is below:
https://boredhumans.com/rap_battles.php
The Rap Battle[]
ANNOUNCER: And now, presenting the ultimate showdown of the Joestar family, it's Jonathan Joestar versus Jodio Joestar in the rap battle of the century!
JONATHAN:
Yo, Jodio Joestar, you think you're so tough
But everyone knows you're just a big old fluff
Your rhymes are weak, your flow is slow
I'll knock you down like a domino
JODIO:
Oh, Jonathan Joestar, you're naive and mild
But you're no match for an MC that's wild
I'll blaze through these beats like a speeding bullet
While you're stuck in the past like an antique relic
JONATHAN:
You may be brash, but I stand for honor
Unlike you, who's just a selfish imposter
Your greed and ambition, they make me cringe
You may be blood, but you're not my kin
JODIO:
Don't pretend, Jonathan, you're so righteous and pure
I've seen you in action, you're as fierce as a herbivore
Your fists may be strong, but your bars are weak
I'll chop you down like a tree, the future's not for the meek
JONATHAN:
You claim to have the power, the strength to reign
But it's all an illusion, just a clever brain game
In the end, it's my heart that'll save the day
Your ego will be shattered, in ruins it'll lay
JODIO:
You talk a good talk, Jonathan, but your bark's worse than your bite
You're soft and sentimental, in a fight you'll never fight
You're a relic of the past, while I'm here to claim the throne
Get out of my way, JoJo, your time has come and gone
JONATHAN:
You call me old-fashioned, but I know what's right
I'll never use my powers just to win a petty fight
My heart's my strength, my courage is true
And I'll never bow down to the likes of you
JODIO:
You're too soft, Jonathan, can't you see?
In this world, you've got to be strong to be free
I'll take what I want with every breath I take
And nothing will stop me, not even your pathetic mistake
JONATHAN (FINAL VERSE):
Your selfish desires, they make me shudder
You're a disgrace to the name Joestar, a worthless dud
Your arrogance blinds you, you can't see the truth
But I'll always stand for justice, I'll never bow to your ruthless pursuit.
JODIO (FINAL VERSE):
You're an idealistic fool, Jonathan, a mere pawn in the game
But I'm a king, a ruler, and you're just a pawn in my reign
I'll crush you under my heel, and reign supreme
As the greatest Joestar of all time, it's time to fulfill my ultimate dream.